I'm Not Myself Today: A Villainous Cabaret

Tonight, back with TAC for the opening night of I'm Not Myself Today: A Villainous Cabaret at the Bread and Roses in Clapham. An hour in which someone discusses with us why we all love the villain!

This wasn't on until 9, but I got hungry earlier, and headed up to O' Neill's. Unfortunately, my hunger pangs coincided pretty perfectly with the Women's Euro 22 final, England v Germany.. the pub was rammed. Hell, even the pavement outside was crowded with people watching the large tv through the window:

So, no chance of a table. Checking Google Maps, I saw there was a Prezzo up the road, so went there instead. Where the waiter pasted on a smile for me, and showed me to a table at the edge of an absolutely dead restaurant. I ordered garlic bread, chicken with mushrooms in a sauce with marsala wine (comes with fries), and a glass of wine. I was to be waiting (again) for the wine - it was five minutes before they poured it, and I watched as they left it on the bar to go and do more important things. My starter was nearly finished by the time someone thought to bring it down, and my sarcastic remark was completely lost on the waiter.

The garlic bread was lovely - the chicken was quite dry and tasteless in itself, but the mushrooms with the sauce were delicious, and the fries were nice. I ordered some chocolate ice cream for dessert, and the waiter asked whether I'd like another glass of wine - I'd finished the first. Funnily enough, this one came without delay - and the ice cream was divine, really creamy. So, a mixed meal, in all - but I was, basically, fed.

This left me enough time to run home briefly - I had to get the Tube to the show, buses would have taken too long. And it was stifling - it's been a very clammy day. I could hear the pub before I saw it - a rather good r n b band was playing downstairs, and most surprised to learn they had to finish for 9 for a play upstairs! I actually asked at the bar when I got there whether the theatre was open - she said no, that they'd make an announcement. They never did - when I saw people moving upstairs, and the music had stopped, I followed them. Mind you, when we got upstairs, they still weren't ready.. it was a bit late when we finally got in, and I took a seat in the second row.

I was lucky I didn't go for the front row - it was full of the performer's pals! Now, I have to give him credit as a good singer, and a born performer - it's just the material. See, what he's done is put together about an hour's worth of songs by villains, which he performs. To his credit, he has looked outside Disney - he also does Jud Fry's solo from Oklahoma, and a terrific version of You'll Be Back from Hamilton, with one of his pals mirroring his movements tonight, in an accomplished performance. But I didn't recognise most of the material - or even most of the characters - and therefore didn't get as much from it as the thrilled front row. I also found the show very self-referential, with him constantly harping on his harsh treatment at school. I hope he has a great career ahead of him - but this is a show for students. I was too old for the intended demographic. I was so glad when it ended! Managed to get buses back - they were quicker than earlier, there being less traffic.

Tomorrow morning, another job interview.. with another company.. at least it's not at 9am! I'll see how the drilling goes - might get away with staying at home, how nice would that be! In the evening, I'm going to the Kiln Theatre for The Darkest Part of the Night. Another troublesome website - I tried for days to get it to work..!

On Tuesday, thinking vaguely about the Camden Fringe, which runs all next month - there's, for example, an interesting audio event called A Little Drape of Heaven, where you hold a precious item of clothing to your heart, then press play to access a YouTube link that you've paid for. Hmm.. Meantime, I had booked a walk with Laurence and the 45+ Not Grumpy Old Londoners for last week. This is The Magic of Midtown - and as I said to him, it finishes very near my new home! And wouldn't you know it - he postponed it, as a result of the heatwave, to this day. Not that I'm not glad he didn't run it when it was originally scheduled - I should still be able to make it..

On Wednesday, thinking of film - and v excited about what's coming up! Highest of the list is the NT Live showing of Prima Facie, the one-woman play with Jodie Comer, making her West End debut as a dynamic lawyer, whose world is turned upside down when she is raped, and I guess, gets to see the other side of the system. It's supposed to be an absolute tour de force, and is one I missed because tickets went so fast - well, now it is, as they say, coming to a cinema screen near you! In fact, it's showing in my local cinema, yay - not to mention that, as a member, I get to see it for free! And with three showings that day, even if I happen to be back working - which would be a very quick turnaround - I should still be able to make it.

On Thursday, back with Up in the Cheap Seats for a concert by Damien Lewis at Omeara. Yes, the actor! I've never actually been here before - should be interesting. Meeting Didi for dinner beforehand at Tas Borough - she's coming to the concert too.

On Friday, I've booked for another of Laurence's tours - Wonders of the National Gallery. Which I can go on, as long as I haven't started work again - Lordy, I wish he'd do something on evenings or weekends again! Then I'm back to Ireland for the weekend - and will be trying, once more, to get my car serviced. Subject to availability of mechanics! So, not sure whether I'll get to a film, as of yet.

On the 8th - yes, I am succumbing. Finally managed to get a decently priced (seated) ticket to Abba Voyage. Hell, I love Abba, and even if they have been replaced by avatars - it's supposed to be a spectacular show. Kind of has to be done..

On the 9th, I've booked with London Classical Music and Theatre Group - Didi, from the group, who is herself a classical guitarist, is playing a free Summer Music Festival concert in the Holy Sepulchre Church, which should be lovely - assuming I'm either not working, or can get the time off! as it's at lunchtime. Close enough to the (potential) office that I might be able to risk it.

That evening, I'm at Chasing Hares, at the Young Vic. And wouldn't you know it, CT now has ticket offers for this..

On the 10th, I'm with a new Meetup group - Soho Comedy Factory Shows and Socials, which organises free events on Wednesdays at the aforementioned Soho Comedy Factory. Unless something better comes along - I've had bad experiences with free comedy!

On the 11th, I've booked a free ticket with an improv group called Kid Smokers Improv! at Barons Court Theatre. (It's Pay What You Can, actually.) They're actually stepping in while Avocado Presents takes a summer holiday - they seem to have a residency here, now. Anyway, I've seen Avocado Presents before, and they're excellent - so I figure I'll give these people a shot! Avocado Presents, interestingly, have a Meetup group now - Watch Improv & Chat Comedy! which I've also just joined.

On the 12th, I've booked for the Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street Tour with Poppy's Events for 40s 50s and 60s, another new group to me. But Laurence has a walk that day as well - the Strange Tales of Old (and New) London Tour, which, you know, I'll go on if I'm free.. haven't booked it yet though.

On the 13th, I'm off to see The Ehrlich Brothers, a magic show at the Wembley Arena. This is with Friendly Frolickers 50+ Meetup Group - so I've joined them as well, making that four new groups in a row! I was - as often happens - rather frazzled when I booked though, and completely forgot that they have their own, discounted tickets! Blast - they do this specifically so that they can sit together. Well, I've booked my own - more expensively - and explained. Can't be helped.

And on the 14th, I've booked with the 45+s again - but not with Laurence this time! They do have walks guided by other people, and this one is of Brick Lane.

National Maritime Museum, Old Royal Naval College, & Eltham Palace & Gardens

Yesterday, back in Greenwich with Bucket List London - we were starting with the Old Royal Naval College and National Maritime Museum. Was originally supposed to be the Queen's House to finish, but turned out they were booked out all day for a wedding, despite not having clarified that on the website! Then in the afternoon, we were headed to Eltham Palace and Gardens. Quite the packed day.. Now, there was a rail strike, and he cancelled the first one - but with tickets booked, I said that I'd go anyway. So he got dragged out after all.

Uhh, I could have done with a lie-in. Never mind, I was up bright and early - earlier than I normally would have been, even, lest my travel plans were scuppered by the strike! And preparing for another quite warm day. Step 1: get a bus to Bank - check. I just made it as the bus arrived, and we fairly zipped along, with hardly anybody on board wanting to get off, and nobody wanting to get on either. I disembarked near Bank.

Step 2: get the DLR from Bank. Except.. when I checked the departure boards, there was nothing for the DLR. I didn't really know whether it was running, and decided not to risk it - Google Maps provided an alternative route, involving two buses. So off I set! These were much busier -including a herd of foreign students and their teacher, who all went upstairs, and trooped off at Greenwich Station. To everyone's amusement, the driver waited in anticipation while the teacher counted heads, and didn't pull away until she gave him a thumbs-up..

So, I got to the Naval College, and got on the phone to him to see where he was. Eh, at the Maritime Musem. Uhh.. well, it's right across the road, so over I went.

It was just the two of us for this. And neither of us, honestly, expected the museum to be as good as it was - we took the lift to the top floor, worked our way down - and were mesmerised by everything there was to look at! Had we looked at all the interactive exhibitions, gone through all the bits there were to see, we'd have easily spent half the day there. The top floor deals with polar exploration..

This is the HMS Terror, but there was a bit about Shackleton, and about how his epic journey on the HMS Endurance - while one of the greatest survival feats of all time - pretty much put an end to pure exploration trips, which were now considered too dangerous.

This led on to a gallery on Tudor and Stuart seafaring, a huge exhibition on Nelson (I had to wonder whether there was as much of his memorabilia on sale in the gift shop) - and downstairs, a fascinating exhibition about the East India Company!

By this stage, however, my companion had realised that we were going to have trouble squeezing everything into the day - so we pretty much left it there. My though, we could have spent so much more time - and all for free! Cannot recommend this highly enough.

And so to the Old Royal Naval College, and specifically the Painted Hall, commissioned by Mary II, but whose completion dragged on through the reigns of a few monarchs! Happily, our tickets for this could be converted into year-long passes, as long as we agreed to have our details stored on their database. Which we did. Also, we were just in time for a tour - so off we went for that.

Ah wow, this is spectacular! and they could hardly have made the tourist experience better, with mirrored tables, to appreciate the ceiling:

cushioned beds to lie on, the better to comtemplate the ceiling:

and most particularly, the tour, highlighting so many aspects of this incredibly detailed painting. Such as pointing out all the monarchs - here are William III and Mary II:

Queen Anne:

and a whole hunk of Hanoverians, to mark the coronation of George I:

Too much detail for the guide to go into everything - but as I say, we have a year to go back and have another look!

Meantime, we needed to leave if we were to make Eltham Palace in time for the next, afternoon, event! Which we didn't, quite - although Google Maps was a saviour in telling us the best way to get there. And I was to be very glad I'd charged my phone before I left, even though it was pretty full already, and I suppose I could have managed. Still, it got a lot of use yesterday..

This was a mediaeval palace that fell into disrepair, and was incorporated into a new, modern home in the 1930s by a fabulously weathy couple, the Courtaulds. They had a passion for history - and in those days, conservationists weren't so careful, and they could do as they pleased with the ruins of the old palace. The house in general is a marvel of 1930s mod cons, but it has mediaeval touches, and the great hall - which they used for grand parties, the musicians tucked away in the minstrels' gallery - is a delight for mediaeval fans, with plenty of furniture of the period. Mediaeval-style music was playing softly when I passed through, and mercifully, this is the first point in the tour where you can sit!

The decor is all terrific: but I had a funny feeling walking around, because many pieces were reminding me of the style of knick-knacks that I would associate with my parents' time, or even older - so I kept associating them with old, musty things. Heavy, fussy. For sure, we'd decorate slightly differently today - although some features were fantastic, like the recessed ceiling, with hidden lighting, in the bedroom of the lady of the house (above).

And I was jealous of her walk-in wardrobe - although she's lacking a full-length mirror!

The first thing you do is watch an introductory video, and you can have an audiovisual guide, complete with headphones. This guide is beautifully detailed, and easy to use, with navigation to each individual room, instructions on how to get to the next stop on the tour, and an intro for each room, as well as specialist content specific to that room - interviews with people who used to visit when the family lived here, interviews with design experts, focus on specific items. After a while, I stopped religiously listening to/reading every article - there are just too many, and as it was, I spent 2.5 hours in the house!

My favourite room, I have to say, was the Italian drawing room, which reminded me of what you would imagine a film star's living room in LA to look like - it's a style that is still reproduced to this day:

Funnily enough, it turned out that the man of the house invested in Ealing Studios, and when he pulled out, that was kind of the end for them, and they were absorbed by the BBC.

Oh, and they had a pretty comfy air raid shelter, in the basement! (This is down a flight of stairs, but if you're not keen on that, there is a virtual tour on the audio guide:)

(The billiard room was there already, and could have provided a welcome distraction from air raids.)

Fasinating house, with many innovative features - but by the end of the day, I was exhausted, and skipped the garden tour. I'm not as interested in that, and I was dead on my feet. I was on my own by now - there had been supposed to be another person at Eltham, but she didn't show - as my companion remarked, the rail strike really scuppered this day, and it is a crying shame, because it holds the record for the amount (and quality) of stuff I've seen in one day, anywhere.

It was quite optimistic to try to cram all of them into one day, but I'm really glad I came to these places, and also really appreciate the organiser dragging himself out to go to Greenwich just to meet me, and showing me the way to Eltham. He'd bailed by now too though - he'd already been to Eltham, and as he said, he needed his lunch. And, as mentioned, it was a warm day, and a bit of a trial to spend the whole day sightseeing.

So it was on my own that I finished the tour. Collecting my stuff from the locker they make you put everything into (they don't like you to take bags around, they're protecting the walls), I banged my head on the clothes rail (for the second time), left my guide in the basket by the entrance, and schlepped up the road to Eltham village in search of food. I went to the very first place I saw that looked like its main business was food (and wasn't a fast food place):

It ain't gourmet, but it ain't half bad - friendly, attentive service, delish garlic bread. And when they say the chicken is smothered in BBQ sauce - they aren't joking! The drinks menu only mentions spirits, cocktails, and soft drinks - when she came to ask what I wanted to drink, I asked whether they did wine. Oh yes! she said, and got me the wine list. With chocolate ice cream (comes with two scoops) for dessert, I was well fed, and quite entertained by the raucous birthday party over the way, complete with balloons and cocktails. And oh, the best 80s soundtrack on the music system.. as I left, they were playing Take My Breath Away! I have always loved that song so much..

The bus to the station was as packed as it could be.. Tube home, and well, this was a long blog to write, so it ran too late, and I was too tired. I really appreciated the lie-in today, though!

Tonight, back with TAC for the opening night of I'm Not Myself Today: A Villainous Cabaret at the Bread and Roses in Clapham. An hour in which someone discusses with us why we all love the villain!

Tomorrow morning, another job interview.. with another company.. at least it's not at 9am! In the evening, I'm going to the Kiln Theatre for The Darkest Part of the Night. Another troublesome website - I tried for days to get it to work..!

On Tuesday, thinking vaguely about the Camden Fringe, which runs all next month - there's, for example, an interesting audio event called A Little Drape of Heaven, where you hold a precious item of clothing to your heart, then press play to access a YouTube link that you've paid for. Hmm.. Meantime, I had booked a walk with Laurence and the 45+ Not Grumpy Old Londoners for last week. This is The Magic of Midtown - and as I said to him, it finishes very near my new home! And wouldn't you know it - he postponed it, as a result of the heatwave, to this day. Not that I'm not glad he didn't run it when it was originally scheduled - I should still be able to make it..

On Wednesday, thinking of film - and v excited about what's coming up! Highest of the list is the NT Live showing of Prima Facie, the one-woman play with Jodie Comer, making her West End debut as a dynamic lawyer, whose world is turned upside down when she is raped, and I guess, gets to see the other side of the system. It's supposed to be an absolute tour de force, and is one I missed because tickets went so fast - well, now it is, as they say, coming to a cinema screen near you! In fact, it's showing in my local cinema, yay - not to mention that, as a member, I get to see it for free! And with three showings that day, even if I happen to be back working - which would be a very quick turnaround - I should still be able to make it.

On Thursday, back with Up in the Cheap Seats for a concert by Damien Lewis at Omeara. Yes, the actor! I've never actually been here before - should be interesting. Meeting Didi for dinner beforehand at Tas Borough - she's coming to the concert too.

On Friday, I've booked for another of Laurence's tours - Wonders of the National Gallery. Which I can go on, as long as I haven't started work again - Lordy, I wish he'd do something on evenings or weekends again! Then I'm back to Ireland for the weekend - and will be trying, once more, to get my car serviced. Subject to availability of mechanics! So, not sure whether I'll get to a film, as of yet.

On the 8th - yes, I am succumbing. Finally managed to get a decently priced (seated) ticket to Abba Voyage. Hell, I love Abba, and even if they have been replaced by avatars - it's supposed to be a spectacular show. Kind of has to be done..

On the 9th, I've booked with London Classical Music and Theatre Group - Didi, from the group, who is herself a classical guitarist, is playing a free Summer Music Festival concert in the Holy Sepulchre Church, which should be lovely - assuming I'm either not working, or can get the time off! as it's at lunchtime. Close enough to the (potential) office that I might be able to risk it.

That evening, I'm at Chasing Hares, at the Young Vic. And wouldn't you know it, CT now has ticket offers for this..

And on the 10th, I'm with a new Meetup group - Soho Comedy Factory Shows and Socials, which organises free events on Wednesdays at the aforementioned Soho Comedy Factory. Unless something better comes along - I've had bad experiences with free comedy!

Restaurant: El Inca Plebeyo

This morning, I had my final interview with a likely job prospect - fingers crossed! Unfortunately, this would clash with the building works in my apartment block, which have been plaguing us all week with ultra-loud drilling every morning! It's impossible to have a call anywhere in the building with that going on - I literally had to schlep down the road to Brunswick Square, where I found the quietest corner possible to have the call. My internet was OK, and I was OK for traffic noise - what I did have were skateboarders, over-enthusiastic dogs, and pigeons with a psychotic stare.. think it went all right, but honestly!

Tonight, I was thinking about the National Theatre's River Stage 2022. This will be the first night of the Hackney Empire's Young Producers Weekend, and there'll be some dance and some music. But then, Civilised London organised an Ecuadorian meal at El Inca Plebeyo - so I went to that instead. His choices are always good. Meeting beforehand at The Canonbury Tavern.

I would have been in time, except that the bus had to have a change of driver. And there was no replacement driver, So we all had to get off, and wait for the next. Never mind, I wasn't too late.. with the huge crowd in the garden, I tried inside - which was empty as a tomb. And sure enough, there they were. The bar counter was still pretty busy though.. you have been warned. But anyway, we all met there in due course, and the chat was good as we recommended stuff to each other. Being busy beings.

And so off to the restaurant, a moderate walk away. Where we were given a table right beside the large, Ecuadorian family who, as our organiser remarked, were having everything on the menu..

Delighted to discover they do wine by the carafe, I ordered one - and a profusion of mushrooms: the mushroom ceviche, followed by lamb rump with mushroom, marinated in chili. I was to be surprised in my offerings - the starter was unexpectedly spicy, the main not spicy at all! It was delicious though, the spices working particularly well on the mushrooms, which were divine. The lamb was perfactly cooked, but honestly, the mushrooms won it for me. Dessert, frankly, wasn't one I'd go for again - the chocolate was sufficiently rich, but the advertised chili came as separate flakes, and I don't think it worked at all. Still, overall, a lovely meal - enhanced by delightful company, which we carried on to The Myddleton Arms (where our ever-generous organiser spalshed out on a round). Which was heaving, so we found it much more comfortable to drink on the pavement outside. As I mentioned during the meal, this was the first time today I really relaxed.. kudos to the organiser for an excellent evening! I always enjoy them.

And on the way home, would you believe, I left from the same stop as the day before.. which was still claiming to be closed! despite all the buses stopping there. I've complained.

Tomorrow, back in Greenwich with Bucket List London - we're starting with the Old Royal Naval College and National Maritime Museum. Was originally supposed to be the Queen's House to finish, but turns out they're booked out all day for a wedding, despite not having clarified that on the website! Then in the afternoon, we're headed to Eltham Palace and Gardens. Quite the packed day.. Now, there's a rail strike, and he cancelled the first one - seemingly having missed my notice that I'd go anyway. So now, he says he'll meet me there! Ah now, life around me would be less surprising if you read the blog..

On Sunday, back with TAC for the opening night of I'm Not Myself Today: A Villainous Cabaret at the Bread and Roses in Clapham. An hour in which someone discusses with us why we all love the villain!

On Monday, I'm going to the Kiln Theatre for The Darkest Part of the Night. Another troublesome website - I tried for days to get it to work..!

On Tuesday, thinking vaguely about the Camden Fringe, which runs all next month - there's, for example, an interesting audio event called A Little Drape of Heaven, where you hold a precious item of clothing to your heart, then press play to access a YouTube link that you've paid for. Hmm.. Meantime, I had booked a walk with Laurence and the 45+ Not Grumpy Old Londoners for last week. This is The Magic of Midtown - and as I said to him, it finishes very near my new home! And wouldn't you know it - he postponed it, as a result of the heatwave, to this day. Not that I'm not glad he didn't run it when it was originally scheduled - I should still be able to make it..

On Wednesday, thinking of film - and v excited about what's coming up! Highest of the list is the NT Live showing of Prima Facie, the one-woman play with Jodie Comer, making her West End debut as a dynamic lawyer, whose world is turned upside down when she is raped, and I guess, gets to see the other side of the system. It's supposed to be an absolute tour de force, and is one I missed because tickets went so fast - well, now it is, as they say, coming to a cinema screen near you! In fact, it's showing in my local cinema, yay - not to mention that, as a member, I get to see it for free! And with three showings that day, even if I happen to be back working - which would be a very quick turnaround - I should still be able to make it.

On Thursday, back with Up in the Cheap Seats for a concert by Damien Lewis at Omeara. Yes, the actor! I've never actually been here before - should be interesting.

Next Friday, I've booked for another of Laurence's tours - Wonders of the National Gallery. Which I can go on, as long as I haven't started work again - Lordy, I wish he'd do something on evenings or weekends again! Then I'm back to Ireland for the weekend - and will be trying, once more, to get my car serviced. Subject to availability of mechanics! So, not sure whether I'll get to a film, as of yet.

On the 8th - yes, I am succumbing. Finally managed to get a decently priced (seated) ticket to Abba Voyage. Hell, I love Abba, and even if they have been replaced by avatars - it's supposed to be a spectacular show. Kind of has to be done..

On the 9th, I've booked with London Classical Music and Theatre Group - Didi, from the group, who is herself a classical guitarist, is playing a free Summer Music Festival concert in the Holy Sepulchre Church, which should be lovely - assuming I'm either not working, or can get the time off! as it's at lunchtime. Close enough to the (potential) office that I might be able to risk it.

That evening, I'm at Chasing Hares, at the Young Vic. And wouldn't you know it, CT now has ticket offers for this..

And on the 10th, I'm with a new Meetup group - Soho Comedy Factory Shows and Socials, which organises free events on Wednesdays at the aforementioned Soho Comedy Factory. Unless something better comes along - I've had bad experiences with free comedy!

Burlesque: Briefs - Bite Club

Tonight - another Up in the Cheap Seats (UITCS) event that Meetup finally decided to flag to me. So I booked to go with them to see Briefs Factory's show, Bite Club! at Queen Elizabeth Hall. Drag, burlesque.. promised to be fun!

Thinking about eating beforehand, I couldn't see a better choice near the venue than I'd get in O' Neill's! So I ate there. Funny thing though - I was waiting a while, which was fine, they were busy - but my food arrived before my wine, which was unusual. I mentioned it to the server, who assured me that that would be along soon, too. Heh. I was nearly finished my meal, and wondering what the best way would be to complain that I'd never got my wine, when along came the same server, looking very sheepish, brandishing a glass of wine. Hmph. I had to reasuure him that he'd made it just under the line.. finished my food, finished my wine, and left. I have to say, it's unusual for them to forget something.

(They don't allow you to take pictures, as an usher explained to me - just after I'd taken this. Presumably for the protection of the wee ones who tend to enjoy this fountain.)

And so to the theatre, where I was one of the first to arrive - got a drink at the bar, whose price bore no relation to the price list (it was cheaper). Joined those who'd arrived already, and we chatted on the terrace before going in - it was a nice evening.

Acres of empty space in front of me - I thought about moving down, but figured I wouldn't improve my view much. Terrific show - burlesque, yes, full frontal nudity as promised (one scene), terrific musical numbers. Great fun! Shades of Dita von Teese with the water bath. Acrobatics, excellent musical numbers. Just the antidote to the everyday, with a terrific mc to egg us on. Only quibble was that it finished so early - seems wrong somehow! And honestly, it feels wrong to have them in such a large venue - should be more intimate, for greater effect. Anyway, it is a great show - runs until Sunday, if you're around.

Afterwards, I needed the loo - and when I came out, everyone had vanished! I suppose they felt they'd done enough socialising beforehand - or maybe this was too much for their delicate sensibilities, and they repaired to bed. Anyhoo, I never expect to stay out late with this group, and this was an even earlier finish than usual. Handy for blogging.

Tomorrow morning, I have my final interview with a likely job prospect - fingers crossed! Unfortunately, this would clash with the building works in my apartment block, which have been plaguing us all week with ultra-loud drilling every morning! It's impossible to have a call anywhere in the building with that going on - I'm literally going to have to schlep down the road to Brunswick Square, where I should be able to find some reasonably quiet corner to have the call. I think my internet coverage is OK there - just hope it doesn't rain! and that no pigeons pass with stomach upsets..

That night, I was thinking about the National Theatre's River Stage 2022. This will be the first night of the Hackney Empire's Young Producers Weekend, and there'll be some dance and some music. But now, Civilised London has organised an Ecuadorian meal at El Inca Plebeyo - so I'm going to that instead. His choices are always good. Meeting beforehand at The Canonbury Tavern.

On Saturday, back in Greenwich with Bucket List London - we're starting with the Old Royal Naval College and National Maritime Museum. Was originally supposed to be the Queen's House to finish, but turns out they're booked out all day for a wedding, despite not having clarified that on the website! Then in the afternoon, we're headed to Eltham Palace and Gardens. Quite the packed day.. Unless the rail strike scuppers it! He's considering cancelling. Well, I don't think the tickets are refundable, so if I have to head out there by myself, I will..

On Sunday, back with TAC for the opening night of I'm Not Myself Today: A Villainous Cabaret at the Bread and Roses in Clapham. An hour in which someone discusses with us why we all love the villain!

On Monday, I'm going to the Kiln Theatre for The Darkest Part of the Night. Another troublesome website - I tried for days to get it to work..!

On Tuesday, thinking vaguely about the Camden Fringe, which runs all next month - there's, for example, an interesting audio event called A Little Drape of Heaven, where you hold a precious item of clothing to your heart, then press play to access a YouTube link that you've paid for. Hmm.. Meantime, I had booked a walk with Laurence and the 45+ Not Grumpy Old Londoners for last week. This is The Magic of Midtown - and as I said to him, it finishes very near my new home! And wouldn't you know it - he postponed it, as a result of the heatwave, to this day. Not that I'm not glad he didn't run it when it was originally scheduled - I should still be able to make it..

On Wednesday, thinking of film - and v excited about what's coming up! Highest of the list is the NT Live showing of Prima Facie, the one-woman play with Jodie Comer, making her West End debut as a dynamic lawyer, whose world is turned upside down when she is raped, and I guess, gets to see the other side of the system. It's supposed to be an absolute tour de force, and is one I missed because tickets went so fast - well, now it is, as they say, coming to a cinema screen near you! In fact, it's showing in my local cinema, yay - not to mention that, as a member, I get to see it for free! And with three showings that day, even if I happen to be back working - which would be a very quick turnaround - I should still be able to make it.

Next Thursday, back with UITCS for a concert by Damien Lewis at Omeara. Yes, the actor! I've never actually been here before - should be interesting.

On the 5th, I've booked for another of Laurence's tours - Wonders of the National Gallery. Which I can go on, as long as I haven't started work again - Lordy, I wish he'd do something on evenings or weekends again! Then I'm back to Ireland for the weekend - and will be trying, once more, to get my car serviced. Subject to availability of mechanics! So, not sure whether I'll get to a film, as of yet.

On the 8th - yes, I am succumbing. Finally managed to get a decently priced (seated) ticket to Abba Voyage. Hell, I love Abba, and even if they have been replaced by avatars - it's supposed to be a spectacular show. Kind of has to be done..

On the 9th, I've booked with London Classical Music and Theatre Group - Didi, from the group, who is herself a classical guitarist, is playing a free Summer Music Festival concert in the Holy Sepulchre Church, which should be lovely - assuming I'm either not working, or can get the time off! as it's at lunchtime. Close enough to the (potential) office that I might be able to risk it.

That evening, I'm at Chasing Hares, at the Young Vic. And wouldn't you know it, CT now has ticket offers for this..

And on the 10th, I'm with a new Meetup group - Soho Comedy Factory Shows and Socials, which organises free events on Wednesdays at the aforementioned Soho Comedy Factory. Unless something better comes along - I've had bad experiences with free comedy!

Opera: L' Incoronazione di Poppea (The Coronation of Poppea)

Last night, I was to head back to Summer by the River again.. for Bumper Blyton: Improvised Adventures for Grown-Ups! Improvised comedy in the style of Enid Blyton books. But instead, I headed with London Baroque Music Lovers to a Grimeborn opera at the Arcola - I' Incoronazione di Poppea. I was in the stalls - could have got a cheaper ticket in the balcony, but you can't take a drink up there! Just as glad not to be headed outdoors really - the very hot spell has passed for the moment, and the weather is cooler and in-between.

Took myself off in time to get something to eat - and didn't see anything around the theatre that enthused me more than O' Neill's (well, I do like it!). Fancied a chicken katsu curry - had a chicken katsu curry. V moreish! Was served quickly, set off again in good time - even though I was getting the bus. Which, I might add, was horrendously crowded. Arrived at the theatre with loads of time to kill, so got myself a drink in the bar. They only come in small glasses, so I had two! and in due course, tonight's organiser joined me there. Where we chatted for a bit before we headed in.

This is the view from my assigned seat. Mind you, my entire row was empty - so as soon as it was apparent that no-one else was sitting there, I scooched over to be a bit more central - mainly to be able to see the surtitles properly (to the right of this shot). I hadn't realised that there was a smaller surtitle board straight ahead of me - but it was just as well I moved to where I could see both, because the smaller board was difficult to read, with the top line a little dark!

So, the story is based on the real-life story of Poppea, second wife of the Emperor Nero. And it's a cracker - she married Otho, a friend of Nero's, apparently just to get close to Nero, who duly repudiated his wife, Claudia Octavia, so he could marry Poppea. Spoiler - she didn't last long. These all show up in the opera.

It's nearly three years since I was here last - but Grimeborn never disappoints. And how great to be so close to the singing - as someone remarked at the interval, they have great pipes! The volume alone is tremendous - but with such beautiful music, and so passionately performed, this is a real winner. In fact, I became so enthralled with the performances, I kept forgetting to check the surtitles to see what they were actually singing about! Absolutely stunning music.. the highlight must have been the duet between Nerone and Poppea, near the end, when he's finally got rid of Ottavia and can marry Poppea - the combination of their voices is electrifying! Wow, I don't think you'll get a better performed version of this - run and see it! Performances until Saturday.

And afterwards, got a drink at the bar - where a sharp-nosed bartender had a sniff, and asked whether anyone was wearing Opium? Well, that was well-done.. I couldn't even still smell it myself! Anyway, the organiser and I had a nice chat over one last glass. A lovely evening, both for the performance and for meeting what is a very nice group - look forward to the next one!

On the way home, I had to change buses - which turned out to be a curious experience. Because the stop where I was let off - had an LCD display that said it was closed! Hmph. Hadn't stopped me getting off there - nor did it stop all the buses that stopped there as I was waiting! Sadly, none of them were the one I wanted - and could I get any information out of the Buses Due app? Anyway, by the time I'd checked Google Maps - and found out I could have made my way home with any of them (which it had neglected to tell me in the first place) - they were all gone. And the next one to happen along.. was the one I'd wanted all along. Still no answer from the Buses Due app, which thought nothing was stopping there at all.. Anyway, it ran too late last night to blog, I was tired.

Tonight - another Up in the Cheap Seats (UITCS) event that Meetup finally decided to flag to me. So I've booked to go with them to see Briefs Factory's show, Bite Club! at Queen Elizabeth Hall. Drag, burlesque.. should be fun!

Tomorrow morning, I have my final interview with a likely job prospect - fingers crossed! Unfortunately, this would clash with the building works in my apartment block, which have been plaguing us all week with ultra-loud drilling every morning! It's impossible to have a call anywhere in the building with that going on - I'm literally going to have to schlep down the road to Brunswick Square, where I should be able to find some reasonably quiet corner to have the call. I think my internet coverage is OK there - just hope it doesn't rain!

That night, I was thinking about the National Theatre's River Stage 2022. This will be the first night of the Hackney Empire's Young Producers Weekend, and there'll be some dance and some music. But now, Civilised London has organised an Ecuadorian meal at El Inca Plebeyo - so I'm going to that instead. His choices are always good. Meeting beforehand at The Canonbury Tavern.

On Saturday, back in Greenwich with Bucket List London - we're starting with the Old Royal Naval College and National Maritime Museum. Was originally supposed to be the Queen's House to finish, but turns out they're booked out all day for a wedding, despite not having clarified that on the website! Then in the afternoon, we're headed to Eltham Palace and Gardens. Quite the packed day.. Unless the rail strike scuppers it! He's considering cancelling. Well, I don't think the tickets are refundable, so if I have to head out there by myself, I will..

On Sunday, back with TAC for the opening night of I'm Not Myself Today: A Villainous Cabaret at the Bread and Roses in Clapham. An hour in which someone discusses with us why we all love the villain!

On Monday, I'm going to the Kiln Theatre for The Darkest Part of the Night. Another troublesome website - I tried for days to get it to work..!

On Tuesday, thinking vaguely about the Camden Fringe, which runs all next month - there's, for example, an interesting audio event called A Little Drape of Heaven, where you hold a precious item of clothing to your heart, then press play to access a YouTube link that you've paid for. Hmm.. Meantime, I had booked a walk with Laurence and the 45+ Not Grumpy Old Londoners for last week. This is The Magic of Midtown - and as I said to him, it finishes very near my new home! And wouldn't you know it - he postponed it, as a result of the heatwave, to this day. Not that I'm not glad he didn't run it when it was originally scheduled - I should still be able to make it..

On Wednesday, thinking of film - and v excited about what's coming up! Highest of the list is the NT Live showing of Prima Facie, the one-woman play with Jodie Comer, making her West End debut as a dynamic lawyer, whose world is turned upside down when she is raped, and I guess, gets to see the other side of the system. It's supposed to be an absolute tour de force, and is one I missed because tickets went so fast - well, now it is, as they say, coming to a cinema screen near you! In fact, it's showing in my local cinema, yay - not to mention that, as a member, I get to see it for free! And with three showings that day, even if I happen to be back working - which would be a very quick turnaround - I should still be able to make it.

Next Thursday, back with UITCS for a concert by Damien Lewis at Omeara. Yes, the actor! I've never actually been here before - should be interesting.

On the 5th, I've booked for another of Laurence's tours - Wonders of the National Gallery. Which I can go on, as long as I haven't started work again - Lordy, I wish he'd do something on evenings or weekends! Then I'm back to Ireland for the weekend - and will be trying, once more, to get my car serviced. Subject to availability of mechanics! So, not sure whether I'll get to a film, as of yet.

On the 8th - yes, I am succumbing. Finally managed to get a decently priced (seated) ticket to Abba Voyage. Hell, I love Abba, and even if they have been replaced by avatars - it's supposed to be a spectacular show. Kind of has to be done..

On the 9th, I've booked with London Classical Music and Theatre Group - Didi, from the group, who is herself a classical guitarist, is playing a free Summer Music Festival concert in the Holy Sepulchre Church, which should be lovely - assuming I'm either not working, or can get the time off! as it's at lunchtime. Close enough to the (potential) office that I might be able to risk it.

That evening, I'm at Chasing Hares, at the Young Vic. And wouldn't you know it, CT now has ticket offers for this..

And on the 10th, I'm with a new Meetup group - Soho Comedy Factory Shows and Socials, which organises free events on Wednesdays at the aforementioned Soho Comedy Factory. Unless something better comes along - I've had bad experiences with free comedy!

Play: Jerusalem

Tonight - tan-ta-ra! I finally managed to get a decently priced ticket to Jerusalem, at the Apollo. I had heard so much about this, and it's always at the top of the Time Out listings - nearly as hard as Hamilton to get a reasonably priced ticket for, so I was delighted to get one, if only not to have to look any more.

Ran out this afternoon to get a new (black) watch strap - mine broke ages ago, and it's taken me this long to get a replacement. And there never is a place close by - at least Google Maps was right this time, in that the business exists - but had it on the wrong side of the road! Ended up going to another instead, which was the first I found. Grabbed a quick bite in Pret on the way home - no napkins in this one, and a lady directly in my line of vision, who decided to floss, now that she'd finished. Admirable, I'm sure - but quite distracting.

So, with one thing and another, I didn't get time to eat properly beforehand - nor even to take the bus! (I might have had time, but it would've been tight.) So, Tube it was - sitting right opposite a man carrying an enormous, white, stuffed.. something. He told the amused lady that sat next to him that he and his wife had just had some good news.. so he was taking this home to surprise her..! :-) I'm sure it did.

Alighting in Piccadilly Circus, I had to fight crowds in the station, with its confusing signage, crowds above ground.. but the theatre hoarding was in sight. So once I'd fought the crowds at the theatres I passed en route to it, I was good! Found the end of the fast-moving queue to get in - a cursory bag check, and the usher waved in the direction of a door that led to what looked like a fire exit. So, up I climbed - I knew I was in the right place when I passed a sign that warned that there were 92 steps to the balcony, and to take my time!

Well, I did. It's nearly spiral, it's so winding - around and around I went until I thought I'd keep going forever, but finally, a straight flight led to the balcony! The usher who showed me to my seat, mind you, did a terrible job - unclear about which row it was, and then pointing me at the wrong end! He looked quite surprised when, having ascertained that I was at the other end of the numbering, I trotted back out and around the back to the other side. Now, I got a very pleasant surprise when I did get there - I was in E6, and this seat, its equivalent at the other end, and the seats outside them to the end of the row, are far and away the best budget seats in the theatre. Set slightly back, they have massive legroom, and with nobody seated behind them, you can lean as much as you like! Which you will need to do:

Curious thing about the row in front of me, Row D - at my side (the low-numbered side), it has no aisle exit. Nope, none at all. Your choices are - enter from the next aisle over, passing everyone, or what the people tonight did, which was twofold: on occasion, they popped over the aisle railing, or alternatively, if you're not feeling so athletic, you can enter from Row E and duck under the railing between the rows, using the block that's positioned there exactly for the purpose of standing on so you can get down to Row D. I swear, I've never seen the like.

And so to the play, which started a few minutes after I arrived. It begins with a green fairy - or angel, at any rate she has wings - singing the eponymous hymn. Very sweet - but she never does get to the end, as the safety curtain rises to a scene of utter bacchinalia. Raucous music, flashing lights, scantily clad youth - the fairy legs it.

This sets the scene for what follows - the morning after the night before, which seems to have hosted the party to end all parties. This is presided over by Mark Rylance, who has a ball playing the life and soul of the party, a gypsy who lives in a caravan and is the go-to for all sorts of drugs and wildness. It is HILARIOUS! Never have the utterings of a troupe of hungover ne'er-do-wells been documented so faithfully. It took me a while to notice, but there is actually a live chicken, in a coop under the caravan - no idea what she thought of proceedings. (A notice I hadn't noticed on the way in assures us that the animals were treated very well indeed.)

It's a three-act play - with only one interval though, the second break being but a five-minute pause. During the interval, I felt inspired to get a drink - in solidarity, you know. Horrendous queue, but I got there in the end. And during the second, and particularly the third act, things do get darker - never quite abandoning the fun. But we begin to see that this fellow isn't the carefree soul he initially seems - and we begin to meet his enemies. Throughout, our hero stands defiant against the forces that would force him to normality - why, the play ends (in dramatic fashion) with him summoning the old gods..

Plenty to say, then, about defiance of authority, about being true to yourself - but mainly, this is just the best fun! Contains strobe lighting, loud noises, swearing, and a live chicken. Oh, and my advice would be not to sit in the front stalls - when he's cleaning up after the party, he's not too careful about where stuff ends up! You have been warned.. It's primarily Mark Rylance's show, and he well deserved the standing ovation that spread all the way up to the balcony, where I was. So, so glad I saw this - it deserves its reputation, it's excellent! Runs till the 10th - low availability every day, but they also have returns every day. GO SEE IT IF YOU CAN! Fantastic stuff.

Afterwards, I decided to head to the Hippodrome for a bite to eat, stopping on a nice, quiet Lisle Street - where everything was closed, this having been a long show - to call my mother and pretend I was home already. It took the guy on the door of the Hippodrome a minute to realise what I wanted (to go in), but another cursory bag check and in I went, getting disorientated briefly, and nearly ending up in the baccarat lounge! The tea rooms only seem to open at the weekends, but I found the bar fine to sit in, being a lot quieter on a Tuesday! You can order drinks at the bar, but food only from a table - so I did, from a friendly young lady who advised me that the "chicken poppers" were much better value than the "chicken tenders", as you get more for your money. I had them with garlic sauce, and they were delicious - as were the onion rings I ordered. So, highly recommended for a late bite. And hey, the buses home were quick - even if Google Maps had forgotten to mention the intermediate stops..

Tomorrow, I was to head back to Summer by the River again.. for Bumper Blyton: Improvised Adventures for Grown-Ups! Improvised comedy in the style of Enid Blyton books. But now, I'm headed with London Baroque Music Lovers to a Grimeborn opera at the Arcola - I' Incoronazione di Poppea. I'm in the stalls - could have got a cheaper ticket in the balcony, but you can't take a drink up there! Just as glad not to be headed outdoors really - the very hot spell has passed for the moment, and the weather is cooler and in-between.

On Thursday - another Up in the Cheap Seats event that Meetup finally decided to flag to me. So I've booked to go with them to see Briefs Factory's show, Bite Club! at Queen Elizabeth Hall. Drag, burlesque.. should be fun!

On Friday, I was thinking about the National Theatre's River Stage 2022. This will be the first night of the Hackney Empire's Young Producers Weekend, and there'll be some dance and some music. But now, Civilised London has organised an Ecuadorian meal at El Inca Plebeyo - so I'm going to that instead. His choices are always good. Meeting beforehand at The Canonbury Tavern.

On Saturday, back in Greenwich with Bucket List London - we're starting with the Old Royal Naval College and National Maritime Museum. Was originally supposed to be the Queen's House to finish, but turns out they're booked out all day for a wedding, despite not having clarified that on the website! Then in the afternoon, we're headed to Eltham Palace and Gardens. Quite the packed day.. Unless the rail strike scuppers it! He's considering cancelling. Well, I don't think the tickets are refundable, so if I have to head out there by myself, I will..

On Sunday, back with TAC for the opening night of I'm Not Myself Today: A Villainous Cabaret at the Bread and Roses in Clapham. An hour in which someone discusses with us why we all love the villain!

On Monday, I'm going to the Kiln Theatre for The Darkest Part of the Night. Another troublesome website - I tried for days to get it to work..!

And next Tuesday, thinking vaguely about the Camden Fringe, which runs all next month - there's, for example, an interesting audio event called A Little Drape of Heaven, where you hold a precious item of clothing to your heart, then press play to access a YouTube link that you've paid for. Hmm.. Meantime, I had booked a walk with Laurence and the 45+ Not Grumpy Old Londoners for last Tuesday. This is The Magic of Midtown - and as I said to him, it finishes very near my new home! And wouldn't you know it - he postponed it, as a result of the heatwave, to this day. Not that I'm not glad he didn't run it last Tuesday - but I hope I can still make it..