Sunday, 16 October 2022

Exhibition: Mexico After Hours, Walk: Paddington - Proud, Perky & Picturesque, Comedy: Dara O' Briain - So, Where Were We?, & Storytelling: Inisfáil

Friday was something advertised with the Crick Crack Club (CCC) - they're celebrating all things Mexican in Kew Gardens this month, with Mexico After Hours on some nights! With something about the Day of the Dead, of course.. and on Friday, the CCC came along.

That far out, it had to be Tube - even coming home, late at night. Outbound, I took the Piccadilly Line - happily, before it got to be full, so I got a seat. And changed to the District Line - as you have to, for Kew Gardens. And when I got off, it was drizzling - as it had been all afternoon. Just as well the e-ticket they sent me included a map, though, showing me where to enter - although Google Maps recognises Temperate House, where the event was taking place, in no way did it seem to know exactly where it was! Without the map supplied with the e-ticket, I'd have been completely lost. As it was, I had about 15 minutes' extra walk once I got as far as the gardens. You couldn't miss it in the end though - I arrived at about 6.15, 15 minutes before it was due to open, and the queue outside the gates was growing rapidly..

They were about five minutes late letting us in. The path to Temperate House was lit for us - most attractively, I must say. And as we made our way, someone behind me remarked to her companion that she'd looked into hiring it as a wedding venue - but it would've cost £20,000..


See those buildings either side? They're all connected - this is, apparently, the world's largest Victorian greenhouse. 

The central atrium is the centrepiece of the activity, with constant music and a bar:


Oh, and to satisfy the macabre cravings of - well, people like me - there are plenty of shrines to the ancestors:


Well, we'd been handed the evening's programme on the way in, and I could see that the first of two CCC sessions was scheduled for 6.45 - five minutes' time, by this stage. Unfortunately, this central section of the glasshouse is on a raised area, steps either side - and yes, the CCC sessions were in a separate building to the rear. I spent the whole blasted night steeling myself to go up and down these steps - no handrails, of course. No accessible alternative, either - when I went for food, later, I did manage to find a flat path to the side, which I used to come around to the back again. However, the event trucks were parked there, and when I tried to exit that way at the end, an usher spotted me and sternly ordered me back hrough the central hall. There were a few people on mobility scooters - I suppose, if they had wanted the accessible path, they'd have been allowed.

Well, I managed it - and scored a central seat, in the ring of chairs they'd erected, for the performance.


(Note the plate of scraps of paper in front of the altar - the CCC left blank paper and pens at the front of the stage, for people to write deceased loved-ones' names on, if they wanted, and leave them at the alter. So they'd be included in the ceremony.)

All night, Clare Muphy and Sarah-Liisa Wilkinson took turns to deliver short stories centred around death, cheating death, the Land of the Dead.. One interesting tale described the origin of mist, and I heard again the story of how Hare brought the tale, from the Moon, that people woud die, but was in such a hurry that he completely forgot the second part of the message, that they would rise again. Clare Murphy has a wonderful, comic delivery, and Sarah-Liisa Wilkinson an absolutely madcap one, always urging the audience to contribute sound effects. I was sad to leave them at the end of the set - but we had to make way for a Mexican cookery/cocktail making demonstration, so off I went. It was damn chilly in there, anyway - I don't know how "temperate" these glasshouses were that night, with all the doors left open!

And so to investigate the bar. By this time, it was about 7.25, and I managed to grab the very last small bottle of white wine in one of the ice buckets - a pinot grigio. And a plastic container to go with it. Tricky to open, but I'm good at that - and I was determined. And meantime, there was a parade of costumed people! ( I did take a video, but am having trouble downloading it..)




And then I went for a stroll. It's fantastically lit, quite surreal in the dark:


Marigolds are supposed to ease the passage of those from the Land of the Dead:



Quite striking from outside:


I finished what was rather a weird-tasting pinot grigio, and headed for the cocktail bar, where I had to queue - you could have an old-fashioned, or a margarita. Margarita all the way for me, thanks! and it did taste good. Toilets are located down a spiral staircase, in the "magnolia room". And then, being hungry, I went in search of food! Following the map on my programme, I found that the only food to be had was back the way we'd come in - great, down the steps again. Where I found just the one food stall, serving tacos - pork or veggie. I had pork. After a long queue, the guy to the side taking orders with his card machine. I dunno why he bothered to ask what we wanted - they were the same price, and we had to give the order again at the counter! Ah well, it was tasty anyway. The miniscule amount of it we had, for £9.50, was scandalous - mind you, they were the only food stall there! Disgraceful - of course, I should have left earlier to find food elsewhere, but wanted to stay for the storytelling at the end of the night.

I sat and watched people stream in for the demos - and when a queue started for the storytelling, I joined it. Unfortunately, there is very little seating. And, of course, all the people who'd been lucky enough to score a seat for the demos were reluctant to give it up, and thought they might experience a bit of storytelling as well! So, for all of the ladies in front of me in the queue saying it wasn't fair, we hadn't a hope of getting a seat. Being first up, though, we did manage to get a perch on a ledge at the edge of the flowerbeds, at the side. Where we (usually) had a clear view to the side of the stage, but it was a challenge to hear. Ah well. At least some newbies were experiencing storytelling - and it might stick with some.

Different stories for this section, of course - Sarah-Liisa regaled us with the tale of a Scandinavian hero, whose mother came to rescue him and bring him back to life, after he was killed while out adventuring. Both got a great reception. Meanwhile.. a ghostly silver cat slinked its way through the crowd, disappearing into the foliage. Then came back and did it again, completely ignoring us all. And as I left, at the end, I could hear its meowling, bidding us farewell.. most appropriate.

The Tube home was interesting - first up was the ever-interesting District Line, where I found myself sitting beside a bunch of people in togas, one arguing with another about the suitability of his modern underwear, which was poking out, to the period he was trying to evoke. And unfortunately, I decided to change to the Victoria Line - which was stifling! What a relief to get off..

Couldn't blog that night, as I had to be up early. Yesterday was another of those busy days. So.. first I was headed on a walk with Laurence Summers and the 45+ Not Grumpy Old Londoners - this one was Paddington - Proud, Perky & Picturesque.

Not hard to get to Paddington - a simple bus ride, with a choice of buses. (And would you believe it, I was just in time to miss a #205 - the fabled, but rarely seen bus of the fleet. What are the odds?) Having got off the bus, though - not being familiar with the station, it was impossible for me to find it!! Jeez, they have roundels for the Tube - could they not stretch to a sign saying something like "station entrance over here"? Anyway, it appeared as a big blob on Google Maps - so, heading in that general direction, I eventually came across what looked like an entrance. Found the platforms - and Laurence had helpfully mentioned that the Paddington Bear statue beside which we were to meet was on Platform 1. And so it proved - but not at the top of it, oh no. I had to walk a long way down the platform - and saw the group before I saw the statue. Ah well, he's only a little bear.


We waited for latecomers, and then we were off. And one of the most interesting things in the tour was right outside!


There's a man in the clock - about lifesize. And he's constantly on the move - cleaning it, repainting the hands as the time changes. Seriously, you could spend so much time just watching this..!

On to the Mitre pub:





And on to the Italian gardens, designed by Prince Albert as a present for his wife, Queen Victoria, not long before he died:


The man had taste, I must admit.


To the side is a statue to Jenner:


And to the other side, an upmarket (Rolls Royce) ice cream van!


We enjoyed our trip to the park - but it was hard for Laurence to get us all back in time, and we were a bit late starting off again! Never mind, we were nearly finished.. just a quick stop outside St. Mary's Hospital, which has seen the births of so many members of the Royal Family in recent times!


A most interesting and entertaining walk! And so to lunch in Fountains Abbey pub - where you might be forgiven for thinking they'd never heard of us, although Laurence had rung to book, as he always does. Well, they have a couple of function rooms upstairs, and duly shunted us into one of them - where we did a bit of reorganising so we were all sat together. We had to go back down to order, mind. But we were well fed - me on the half roast chicken with BBQ sauce - and passed a most pleasant afternoon chatting.

Me, I was killing time - I wasn't going home, because, for nearly a year now, I've had tickets booked, for me and Helen, for Dara O' Briain in the Hammersmith Apollo that night! Crikey, I'd never even have thought of it if it hadn't been noted in my calendar. So anyway, she couldn't come on the walk, but we arranged to meet for dinner beforehand in Bill's of Hammersmith. I could only hope for better service than I got in Bill's of Clink Street..

So, I got the bus. Buses. And ended up going the wrong way, slightly. Ah well, I was still on time - got the table, and then she arrived and someone was right along to take our order. This time, I had steak - skipped a starter, under the circumstances. And we shared a bottle of sauvignon blanc. And it was good - although the steak was nothing special. Indeed, we might have had dessert - certainly, I asked for the dessert menu - but Bill's was back to its old self, and the only thing we could get the staff to do for us from then on was bring us the bill. Yep, not the place to come for a special occasion.

As usual, I couldn't access the "free WiFi" - can't get it in train stations, on trains, or in hotels or restaurants or airports at all any more. It technically exists, but has "no internet". Which meant I couldn't download our tickets. Of course, as soon as I was out the door, no such problems.. it was a short walk to the Apollo, and we went straight in. And having booked quite quickly, we had very good seats!


No support act, he came straight on. I love his comedy, and really enjoyed this - his comeback tour after lockdown. Revelation of the night, however, was that he's adopted! He was describing the palaver to get a look at his birth cert, following which he tracked down his birth family. Crikey, you never do know, eh?

Too tired last night to blog, but it was a great day, and great to see Helen again. Today, back with the CCC for Inisfáil, Irish storytelling courtesy of the wonderful Clare Murphy, in the British Museum. Mercifully, not on till afternoon, so I could have a lie-in - and walk there!

Took the back entrance, as cleverly suggested to me by Google Maps, and arrived just in time. And wow, I have never seen one of these events so well-attended! Popular subject today, methinks. There were people directing audience members to seats. I got one a few rows from the front - and a young couple were delighted to grab a couple of spare seats together, right beside me.


Well, she took us on again in her inimitable way, charming her way into the audience with a healthy dose of humour. Today, it was all about the Tuatha Dé Dannan - even the name sounds like a drumbeat. About how they came to Ireland (then known as Inisfáil) and fought the Firbolg. And finally, about how they in turn were displaced by the Celts. When she asked, yes, many of the audience had heard of the characters in the tales - but probably hadn't seen them brought to life in the energetic way that she did. We spent a fabulous hour or so - and the man of the young couple beside me turned to his partner (as so many have before) and thanked her profusely for dragging him there. Well, yes. Others on the way out were remarking to their friends how Clare Murphy is one of the best. Well, yes! I heartily agree.

On then to The Museum Tavern. It was pretty full, but I found a table right at the end - with a QR code on it! And hey, here - and in the museum itself - is the first free WiFi I've come across in ages! So, I was going to have a stab at that for once - but just as I was looking at the website, the waiter came along and took my order. Now, this is also a Greene King pub - like the Fountains Abbey pub - so a similar menu. So I decided not to have the chicken again, and went for a steak and ale pie instead. And the requisite glass of sauvignon blanc. Which were serverd quite promptly. The glass could have been cleaner - but otherwise, it was very moreish, gorgeous beef dripping gravy accompanying the pie. The chips weren't the best I've had, but the pie might well have been. I was absolutely stuffed for the walk home.


Tomorrow, I originally booked a free online talk about Railways of Surrey, from the Surrey History Meetup. But I just recently saw (despite the fact that it was evidently posted months ago) an event in Sadler's Wells from Up in the Cheap Seats (UITCS) - Samsara is inspired by the Chinese novel, Journey to the West, and contains partial nudity, we're told. Tickets for this are quite cheap, and we're all in the Stalls, for once - they haven't even opened the Second Circle, where we normally are! So, no stairs, for a change!

On Tuesday, I've booked for Iphigenia in Splott, in the Lyric Hammersmith.

On Wednesday, was supposed to have drinks with Ivan. But now it turns out he has Covid, so that's off the menu. Instead, I'm headed to hear the London Handel Players perform At Their Majesties' Pleasure, a programme of Baroque dance music, at St. John's Smith Square. Courtesy of TAC.

On Thursday, back with Civilised London for dinner at Le Sacré Coeur. Always good.

On Friday, back to Ireland again - and the following Monday, it's my mother's birthday, so I'm staying in Ireland for that and flying back on Tuesday 25th. I've already cleared it with work.

On the 26th, I've booked with UITCS again - for Mary, at Hampstead Theatre again. Political machinations in the court of Mary, Queen of Scots. Funny thing - there were two seats in the main seating section at the cheapest price, but the site objected to me just booking one of them. No problem booking an equivalent seat in a higher price bracket, though! So I booked one of the high seats, at the back, instead. At the lower price.

I hadn't anything booked for the 27th - was thinking film - and then Ticket Text (one of hundreds of ticket organisations I seem to have signed up for) sent me an advertising email. So, it seems that night the comedy venue, 21Soho, is holding an event of Comedians Telling Spooky Stories. Which sounds the business, for the week that's in it. So I booked. Hallowe'en fancy dress, apparently - well, I'll have a think. I do have some duds that might do.. 😜

The 28th, I've kept free for an all-night drinking session with Ivan. Man, I've missed these! In vino veritas, as they say, and these are wonderful chances to get stuff off your chest. He fancied doing it earlier, but I didn't want to have to take time off work - this was the first overnighter I could fit in. And with him taking ill, it seems it was just as well! I hope he can make this one.

Which should make the 29th interesting - I'm on another walk with Laurence and the 45+s! Might not actually get to bed in between.. this one is the Edgy London Walking Tour, and is one of his new ones.

And yes, I have something to do that evening! (This month is far too busy.) I'm back with the CCC, for the Game of Candles - their Hallowe'en offering, where they extinguish a candle for every spooky story told. Tim Ralphs and Sarah-Liisa Wilkinson - in King's Place, lovely! I can walk (or stagger) home..

Friday, 14 October 2022

Tango After Dark

Yesterday was a busy day. See, first I booked with Civilised London (CL) for Tango After Dark, at the Peacock. All good, no-brainer. Then I was messaged by an ex-colleague - another ex-colleague was having leaving drinks last night, in the Pelt Trader! Hellfire.. so, what I decided to do was skip drinks with CL after the show and leg it over to the Pelt Trader - I ordered them not to stop drinking till I got there!

For food, I had a look at what was nearest the theatre - and lighted on The Ship Tavern. Booked a table - especially on a Thursday, I figured it was wiser. And it was close enough to walk, so I did. The dining area is upstairs, and there are two entrances - I managed to come across the one straight from the street, but there's also one through the bar. I was glad I'd booked - they were apparently expecting a huge booking, and were turning away walk-ups. Also restricting time we who had reserved could spend - but that was fine, as I told her, I had somewhere to be anyway.


It's got a lovely, cosy, olde-worlde feel to the place. Quite a few American-sounding people about. The menu is short - and a bit pricey, but hey, my first paycheck in ages came through yesterday, so why not. I thought I'd have steak - they had a choice of fillet or - for £4 less - rib-eye. I'd never had it, so thought I'd have that - both come with onion rings and chips. And since I was having steak, I knew I'd be stuffed, so I skipped having a starter. A large glass of sauvignon blanc completed the order.

Or would have, except that she took a long time to come and take my order - especially for such a short menu! I was worried that this would set the trend for the whole meal - but after this, service was quite prompt. Well, after all, it's a small room - and I managed to beat the rush. I was duly served.. the steak was beautifully done, I have to say, charred on the outside, pink on the inside, as I like it. Unfortunately, I hadn't realised how fatty it was going to be! Would be delighted to come back here - and to have steak - but if I do, it'll be fillet, next time. Still, I managed most of it - and the onion rings (beer-battered) and chips (home-made) were delectable. Wine - ok. With plenty of time to spare, I had a dessert - two scoops of ice cream: chocolate (which turned out to be chocolate chocolate chip, and was good) and honeycomb (gorgeous!). I hadn't realised, but I was charged £3 extra for the steak sauce - which I didn't even use. Will keep an eye on that, if I'm back. Still, overall it was good value, and a lovely atmosphere.

And so, a short hop to the theatre, where the group was waiting outside, and we chatted for a bit, and went in when we had all our members. A quick trip to the loo, and I headed for my seat - rather uncertainly, with no seat numbers listed at the door! Tsk. Anyway, it turned out I was on the correct side - she just asked me to head to the very end door, as I was right near the edge.


Ah, what a show. First impressions - not encouraging me to take up tango classes! or, indeed, dance classes at all - I wouldn't dream of trying to imitate them. But they do it very well - gorgeous costumes too, with a singer (singing in Spanish) who changed outfits as often as the dancers did, even matching theirs for the last number! Beautiful, fluid movements - and, as we discussed at the interval, the precision required is amazing, especially considering the speed of the dances. Looks quite dangerous, actually - and there were a number of wardrobe malfunctions: a shoulder pad flew out, that I could see, and apparently, if you sat closer, you could see more.. well, the pressure on those seams is considerable. I remember sitting in the front row of a dance show once, and being occasionally hit by flying jewellery..

Highly recommended. Runs till the 22nd.

The encore seemed to be purely instrumental (I guess the dancers were having a well-earned rest). Anyway, I wasn't so interested, and ran out early, taking the Tube (still busy enough that I had to stand) in the interests of speed. Made it to The Pelt Trader in good time, and there they were, just inside the door. Wow, it's a while since I had to stand in a pub for the whole time.. not since I worked with them, actually! Anyway, we had a long chat, the guy who was leaving was good enough to buy me a drink, and it was so nostalgic. Also interesting to hear how the company is just getting worse (apparently). The evening might have gone on a lot longer, but for a sad personal call that my ex-boss got, which kind of put a dampener on things. So, we made our way. But it was truly great to see them all again! Still back too late to blog, though, given that I wanted to be up for work today.

Tonight, something advertised with the Crick Crack Club (CCC) - they're celebrating all things Mexican in Kew Gardens, with Mexico After Hours! With something about the Day of the Dead, of course.. Hope they have something decent to eat there.

Tomorrow is another of those busy days. So.. first I'm headed on a walk with Laurence Summers and the 45+ Not Grumpy Old Londoners - this one is Paddington - Proud, Perky & Picturesque.

But, for nearly a year now, I've had tickets booked, for me and Helen, for Dara O' Briain in the Hammersmith Apollo that night! Crikey, I'd never even have thought of it if it hadn't been noted in my calendar. So anyway, she can't come to the walk, but we'll meet for dinner beforehand in Bill's of Hammersmith. I can only hope for better service than I got in Bill's of Clink Street..

On Sunday, back with the CCC for Inisfáil, Irish storytelling courtesy of the wonderful Clare Murphy, in the British Museum.

On Monday, I originally booked a free online talk about Railways of Surrey, from the Surrey History Meetup. But I just recently saw (despite the fact that it was evidently posted months ago) an event in Sadler's Wells from Up in the Cheap Seats (UITCS) - Samsara is inspired by the Chinese novel, Journey to the West, and contains partial nudity, we're told. Tickets for this are quite cheap, and we're all in the Stalls, for once - they haven't even opened the Second Circle, where we normally are! So, no stairs, for a change!

On Tuesday, I've booked for Iphigenia in Splott, in the Lyric Hammersmith.

On Wednesday, supposed to have drinks with Ivan! Might go to O' Neill's, we could do worse.

On Thursday, back with CL for dinner at Le Sacré Coeur. Always good.

Next Friday, back to Ireland again - and the following Monday, it's my mother's birthday, so I'm staying in Ireland for that and flying back on Tuesday 25th. I've already cleared it with work.

On the 26th, I've booked with UITCS again - for Mary, at Hampstead Theatre again. Political machinations in the court of Mary, Queen of Scots. Funny thing - there were two seats in the main seating section at the cheapest price, but the site objected to me just booking one of them. No problem booking an equivalent seat in a higher price bracket, though! So I booked one of the high seats, at the back, instead. At the lower price.

I hadn't anything booked for the 27th - was thinking film - and then Ticket Text (one of hundreds of ticket organisations I seem to have signed up for) sent me an advertising email. So, it seems that night the comedy venue, 21Soho, is holding an event of Comedians Telling Spooky Stories. Which sounds the business, for the week that's in it. So I booked. Hallowe'en fancy dress, apparently - well, I'll have a think. I do have some duds that might do.. 😜

The 28th, I've kept free for an all-night drinking session with Ivan. Man, I've missed these! In vino veritas, as they say, and these are wonderful chances to get stuff off your chest. He fancied doing it earlier, but I didn't want to have to take time off work - this was the first overnighter I could fit in.

Which should make the 29th interesting - I'm on another walk with Laurence and the 45+s! Might not actually get to bed in between.. this one is the Edgy London Walking Tour, and is one of his new ones.

And yes, I have something to do that evening! (This month is far too busy.) I'm back with the CCC, for the Game of Candles - their Hallowe'en offering, where they extinguish a candle for every spooky story told. Tim Ralphs and Sarah-Liisa Wilkinson - in King's Place, lovely! I can walk (or stagger) home..

Wednesday, 12 October 2022

Immersive Audio: Darkfield - Eulogy, Coma, & Flight

Tonight, heehee. Back with Darkfield. (Cue scary music.) They're also doing shows in Canary Wharf this year - three, in fact. This was the first night for those.. and yes, I booked all three, tonight. In fact, they allow for that when you're booking. So, I booked them in the following order: first was Eulogy, an unusual Darkfield concept in that it's somewhat interactive, at various points you have to say "yes" or "no".. Wouldn't you know it though, just yesterday evening, over dinner, it suddenly occurred to me - that I had a work meeting this evening! Supposed to be till 5. And this started at 5.30. Could I get there in time? Not a chance. I emailed them to see whether I could change the ticket - but I was within the 48-hour limit, and exchanges were not possible. Silly me - the meeting was scheduled after I started the job, which was after I booked this: but it was only yesterday evening that it occurred to me. Well, couldn't be helped..

So, I was a bit grumpy, sitting down to the meeting. But imagine my glee - when he ran out of things to say at 4.05!! (We'd started at 3.) No further questions. Woohoo! I legged it out to Canary Wharf. At this time of evening, bus would have taken too long - so I was on the Tube. Didn't take me long to find Montgomery Square, where the shows are being held.. and once you see them, the containers are unmistakeable:


The problem of the evening turned out to be - what to do while waiting for a show to start. I was 25 minutes early for this - wandered over after 10 minutes, and he told me to come back later. But - there's precious little to do around here! Not anything that can occupy you for just a few minutes, anyway - there's a bar just at the edge of the square, but frankly, I was freezing, and didn't want to stay outside in the cold drinking! I ended up pacing a lot.

When they finally let us in, they gave each of us a card - we were headed to a hotel, and these were the names of our suites, which we had to find when we went in, and sit in the appropriate one. Small problem - the lights were already off, inside! I'd turned my phone off, but ended up turning it on again to find my "suite"! Each "suite", BTW, is - a metal laundry cart sort of setup. There's a seat, with a pillow acting as a cushion, and a pair of headphones on a hook - you stow your baggage underneath the seat. They did remember to turn the lights on, after a minute..

As usual with Darkfield, each show begins with a brief blackout, followed by turning the lights on again, which is your chance to leave if you're already freaked. In all the shows I've been to so far, nobody did. Now, this is one of their interesting stories - as it says on the card you get going in, you enter as a guest and leave as staff. You get a "chaperone" - who whispers in your ear throughout. You go down and down to successive levels. You're asked various questions - and your answers determine the outcome. As they say in the blurb, try not to end up as the subject of the eulogy..! Upshot - this is quite clever, I liked it.


Before my next show, I checked my mail - and lo, there was one from the person I'd been speaking to in Darkfield about changing my ticket! (I think she's Australian-based, hence the evening contacts.) She was offering me a refund, and I could go buy my own for another day! Aww.. now, did she realise it had already happened? :-) I was delighted to tell her I'd made it after all. And enjoyed it!

With limited time (50 minutes or so) before my next show, I needed somewhere quick to eat - had a look for where there was a Pret, and headed that way. Trust Google Maps - the first it sent me to didn't exist at all. I found the second, mercifully - downstairs at the Cabot Square centre. Which - after all that - hadn't much food left. I ended up in Gregg's, across the hall, where I had some lovely southern-fried chicken goujons and some very indifferent wedges. But it was piping hot, and just what I needed.

Second up, I chose Coma (they all have multiple showings, so you can decide exactly what you want to go to, and when. They just ask that you leave at least 15 minutes between, which I did.) For this one, we get to lie down - which is nice - and get an option to take a pill. :-) It started at 7.

Yeah - the beds are bunks, and a little squished. I got my headphones tangled up and had to do them again - and when I fixed them, the L-R test that they always do didn't work - both Left and Right ear seemed to come from the same place. And then I couldn't find the pill, supposed to be in a dish "near your head". Turned out that the dish is fixed to the wall, just beside the vent, FYI. The pill, is of course, a placebo - as it says in your ears, less effective than a mint. You don't get water - I chewed mine. Not v tasty.

Honestly, I wasn't mad about this one - I didn't feel the story was really developed, and the voices seemed a bit far away in comparison with the other Darkfield shows. I mainly just enjoyed a lie-down.


Final for the night was the one I heard the best reviews of - Flight is a reconstruction of an aircraft cabin, and the show is based around - well, a plane crash! Booked all of these while waiting for an eternally delayed flight - as I say, every cloud has a silver lining..

The buildings here are prettier at night. But I got tired, after a while, of pacing up and down and trying to stay out of sight - I joined another couple waiting to go in, who couldn't think of anything better to do either. Lots of people were passing and asking the hapless guy at the entrance about the show - he never did get to eat his takeaway! One woman asked "What's it about?" I exhanged a look with the woman beside me and suggested, in a low voice, "Guess..?" She laughed.

Before we went in, we got boarding passes! And sure enough, inside is just like a plane cabin - just a lot comfier than I'm used to, with plush leather seats and tons of legroom! I'd been given a centre seat - handy for this, because I was just in line with one of the dropdown tellies, where the flight attendant is portrayed who starts off the show. Obediently, I buckled my seatbelt and consulted the (rather weird) safety instructions in the pocket of the seat in front. They do provide overhead bins for your luggage, but I popped my bag under the seat in front, as usual.

You're given the usual chance to "disembark" and then plunged into darkness. Now, I'd heard this was based on Schrodinger's Cat - and lo, both Schrodinger and a cat seem to be onboard, which is a nice touch! The idea of the cat being both alive and dead is linked, in this, to the idea of multiverses, and so - as the captain takes the time to explain to us - in some universes, we (like the cat) are alive, and in some - for some reason or other - the plane crashes and we are dead. And - off we go! Realistic as anything, with the drinks trolley and other passengers - and at one point, the attendant tells us that the captain has asked that we all open our eyes. And just at that point, lightning flashes outside the plane windows! Fabulous stuff. Oh, and there's a lot of rattling and rumbling, and shaking of the seats. It's a simple idea, and done very well - I can see why it gets such good reviews! Highly recommended!

All run until the 23rd. I am so glad I got to do them all in one night - not least because it was so damn cold! I was freezing the whole night.. definitely bordering the time to put on winter clothes. Anyway, the bus home was now to take less than an hour, so that's what I did. Had a great night..

Tomorrow is the next of my busy days. See, first I booked with Civilised London (CL) for Tango After Dark, at the Peacock. All good, no-brainer. Then I was messaged by an ex-colleague - another ex-colleague is having leaving drinks that same night, in the Pelt Trader! Hellfire.. so, what I'm going to do is skip drinks with CL after the show and leg it over to the Pelt Trader - I've ordered her not to stop drinking till I get there!

On Friday, something advertised with the Crick Crack Club (CCC) - they're celebrating all things Mexican in Kew Gardens, with Mexico After Hours! With something about the Day of the Dead, no doubt..

Saturday is another of those busy days. So.. first I'm headed on a walk with Laurence Summers and the 45+ Not Grumpy Old Londoners - this one is Paddington - Proud, Perky & Picturesque.

But, for nearly a year now, I've had tickets booked, for me and Helen, for Dara O' Briain in the Hammersmith Apollo that night! Crikey, I'd never even have thought of it if it hadn't been noted in my calendar. So anyway, she can't come to the walk, but we'll meet for dinner beforehand in Bill's of Hammersmith. I can only hope for better service than I got in Bill's of Clink Street..

On Sunday, back with the CCC for Inisfáil, Irish storytelling courtesy of the wonderful Clare Murphy, in the British Museum.

On Monday, I originally booked a free online talk about Railways of Surrey, from the Surrey History Meetup. But I just recently saw (despite the fact that it was evidently posted months ago) an event from Up in the Cheap Seats (UITCS) - Samsara is inspired by the Chinese novel, Journey to the West, and contains partial nudity, we're told. Tickets for this are quite cheap, and we're all in the Stalls, for once - they haven't even opened the Second Circle, where we normally are! So, no stairs, for a change!

On Tuesday, I've booked for Iphigenia in Splott, in the Lyric Hammersmith.

Next Wednesday, supposed to have drinks with Ivan! Might go to O' Neill's, we could do worse.

On the 20th, back with CL for dinner at Le Sacré Coeur. Always good.

On the 21st, back to Ireland again - and the following Monday, it's my mother's birthday, so I'm staying in Ireland for that and flying back on Tuesday 25th. I've already cleared it with work.

On the 26th, I've booked with UITCS again - for Mary, at Hampstead Theatre again. Political machinations in the court of Mary, Queen of Scots. Funny thing - there were two seats in the main seating section at the cheapest price, but the site objected to me just booking one of them. No problem booking an equivalent seat in a higher price bracket, though! So I booked one of the high seats, at the back, instead. At the lower price.

I hadn't anything booked for the 27th - was thinking film - and then Ticket Text (one of hundreds of ticket organisations I seem to have signed up for) today sent me an advertising email. So, it seems that night the comedy venue, 21Soho, is holding an event of Comedians Telling Spooky Stories. Which sounds the business, for the week that's in it. So I booked. Hallowe'en fancy dress, apparently - well, I'll have a think. I do have some duds that might do.. 😜

The 28th, I've kept free for an all-night drinking session with Ivan. Man, I've missed these! In vino veritas, as they say, and these are wonderful chances to get stuff off your chest. He fancied doing it earlier, but I didn't want to have to take time off work - this was the first overnighter I could fit in.

Which should make the 29th interesting - I'm on another walk with Laurence and the 45+s! Might not actually get to bed in between.. this one is the Edgy London Walking Tour, and is one of his new ones.

And yes, I have something to do that evening! (This month is far too busy.) I'm back with the CCC, for the Game of Candles - their Hallowe'en offering, where they extinguish a candle for every spooky story told. Tim Ralphs and Sarah-Liisa Wilkinson - in King's Place, lovely! I can walk (or stagger) home..

Tuesday, 11 October 2022

Talk: Does Dark Matter Really Matter?

Tonight, signed up for another of The Garden Talks' free online talks - this one was Does Dark Matter Really Matter? I did consider going to a film instead, but what with films I wasn't interested in - and some Film Festival offerings that were sold out - what was left at the top of the list didn't appeal as much as this.

Ate in O' Neill's, of course - which was excellent, apart from the super-loud table right by my left ear! Lordy, I begin to see what my mother is complaining about when she starts on about things being too loud. Well, with the whole evening at my disposal, of course I'd left it a bit late - so, quick as they were in serving me, I ended up rushing home: particularly as I had to stop off to shop first! Dashed upstairs - and first, Meetup decided to log me out. Then the link to the talk wouldn't work. Then - it made me sign up to a subscription! Crikey, I know it's a while since I last joined one of these - and they are interesting - but when did they start charging? There was no mention of it on the event page! Well, they offer a free (14-day) trial to begin, so I signed up for that - and was FINALLY allowed into the talk. Which, mercifully, was on the point of starting - running a few minutes late.


Young and enthusiastic fellow they had, giving the talk.. and he did give an energetic and exciting talk. Well, talking about the grand matter of the universe is exactly the thing to do that with. I don't actually think I learned anything new - but that's just because I have already heard and read so much around this. Dark matter - invisible to us and detectable only through its effect on surrounding matter - seems to be the powerhouse that drives the universe - of which it makes up 6/7. But what is it? Well now, that's the question.

Speaking of questions, the great thing about a forum like this, of course, is the facility to ask questions - you can upvote other listeners' questions, and when the talk is finished, the MC goes through them in order of the number of upvotes, for as much time as is left. Now, as the presenter answered these - which he did quite willingly - he did have to repeat himself a bit, and obviously the questions wouldn't have been at the same level as those of any students he might have to teach. I did think I detected a little dumbing-down of the language in his responses - or maybe I imagined it. Honestly, it'd be a big ask for him not to have done it, even unconsciously. Well anyway, it's a fascinating subject, and I'm glad I joined.

And afterwards, I immediately cancelled my free trial. I don't have time to listen to anything for the remainder of it, and I know where to find them if I want to re-join.

Tomorrow, heehee. Back with Darkfield. (Cue scary music.) They're also doing shows in Canary Wharf this year - three, in fact. This is the first night for those.. and yes, I'm doing all three, that night. In fact, they allow for that when you're booking. So, I'm doing them in the following order: first is Eulogy, an unusual Darkfield concept in that it's somewhat interactive, at various points you have to say "yes" or "no".. Wouldn't you know it though, this evening, over dinner, it suddenly occurred to me - that I am supposed to have a work meeting tomorrow! Till 5. And this starts at 5.30. Could I get there in time? Not a chance. I've emailed them to see whether I can change the ticket - no response yet. Silly me - the meeting was scheduled after I started the job, which was after I booked this: but it was only this evening that it occurred to me. Well, can't be helped..

Second up, I chose Coma (they all have multiple showings, so you can decide exactly what you want to go to, and when. They just ask that you leave at least 15 minutes between, which I have.) For this one, we get to lie down, I think - which is nice - and get an option to take a pill. :-) And since it starts at 7, I should be able to make it, regardless.

Final for the night is the one I've heard the best reviews of - Flight is a reconstruction of an aircraft cabin, and the show is based around - well, a plane crash! Booked all of these while waiting for an eternally delayed flight - as I say, every cloud has a silver lining..

Thursday is the next of my busy days. See, first I booked with Civilised London (CL) for Tango After Dark, at the Peacock. All good, no-brainer. Then I was messaged by an ex-colleague - another ex-colleague is having leaving drinks that same night, in the Pelt Trader! Hellfire.. so, what I'm going to do is skip drinks with CL after the show and leg it over to the Pelt Trader - I've ordered her not to stop drinking till I get there!

On Friday, something advertised with the Crick Crack Club (CCC) - they're celebrating all things Mexican in Kew Gardens, with Mexico After Hours! With something about the Day of the Dead, no doubt..

Saturday is another of those busy days. So.. first I'm headed on a walk with Laurence Summers and the 45+ Not Grumpy Old Londoners - this one is Paddington - Proud, Perky & Picturesque.

But, for nearly a year now, I've had tickets booked, for me and Helen, for Dara O' Briain in the Hammersmith Apollo that night! Crikey, I'd never even have thought of it if it hadn't been noted in my calendar. So anyway, she can't come to the walk, but we'll meet for dinner beforehand in Bill's of Hammersmith. I can only hope for better service than I got in Bill's of Clink Street..

On Sunday, back with the CCC for Inisfáil, Irish storytelling courtesy of the wonderful Clare Murphy, in the British Museum. And I'm trying to get my ticket for Eulogy rescheduled to that evening, at the same time, which would fit perfectly.. watch this space.

On Monday, I originally booked a free online talk about Railways of Surrey, from the Surrey History Meetup. But I just recently saw (despite the fact that it was evidently posted months ago) an event from Up in the Cheap Seats (UITCS) - Samsara is inspired by the Chinese novel, Journey to the West, and contains partial nudity, we're told. Tickets for this are quite cheap, and we're all in the Stalls, for once - they haven't even opened the Second Circle, where we normally are! So, no stairs, for a change!

Next Tuesday, I've booked for Iphigenia in Splott, in the Lyric Hammersmith.

On the 19th, supposed to have drinks with Ivan! Might go to O' Neill's, we could do worse.

On the 20th, back with CL for dinner at Le Sacré Coeur. Always good.

On the 21st, back to Ireland again - and the following Monday, it's my mother's birthday, so I'm staying in Ireland for that and flying back on Tuesday 25th. I've already cleared it with work.

On the 26th, I've booked with UITCS again - for Mary, at Hampstead Theatre again. Political machinations in the court of Mary, Queen of Scots. Funny thing - there were two seats in the main seating section at the cheapest price, but the site objected to me just booking one of them. No problem booking an equivalent seat in a higher price bracket, though! So I booked one of the high seats, at the back, instead. At the lower price.

I hadn't anything booked for the 27th - was thinking film - and then Ticket Text (one of hundreds of ticket organisations I seem to have signed up for) today sent me an advertising email. So, it seems that night the comedy venue, 21Soho, is holding an event of Comedians Telling Spooky Stories. Which sounds the business, for the week that's in it. So I booked. Hallowe'en fancy dress, apparently - well, I'll have a think. I do have some duds that might do.. 😜

The 28th, I've kept free for an all-night drinking session with Ivan. Man, I've missed these! In vino veritas, as they say, and these are wonderful chances to get stuff off your chest. He fancied doing it earlier, but I didn't want to have to take time off work - this was the first overnighter I could fit in.

Which should make the 29th interesting - I'm on another walk with Laurence and the 45+s! Might not actually get to bed in between.. this one is the Edgy London Walking Tour, and is one of his new ones.

And yes, I have something to do that evening! (This month is far too busy.) I'm back with the CCC, for the Game of Candles - their Hallowe'en offering, where they extinguish a candle for every spooky story told. Tim Ralphs and Sarah-Liisa Wilkinson - in King's Place, lovely! I can walk (or stagger) home..

Monday, 10 October 2022

Immersive Audio: Darkfield - Intravene

👿 Anyone who knows me well, knows that I love horror. And am really excited that Darkfield is doing onsite shows this month. Mwa-ha-haa.. Five of them, in fact. I booked the first of them for today, the first day I was free - the first they're showing, it's Intravene, nearby the BFI (actually, outside the National Theatre, as I confirmed on Thursday). These are all held in shipping containers, and the unifying idea for all Darkfield shows is that they're aural - you have headphones, which are your main sensory input. The shows all take place in complete darkness. This one is about drug abuse, and focuses on the drug problem in Vancouver. And wow, seeing the container in person finally, last week, just stoked my anticipation..


Ate at O' Neill's again, of course - they have live music on Mondays, he was really loud, and sure enough, all the tables near him were free. Everyone had squished against the far wall. Happily, I managed to squish into a small table over there as well - it's not that the guy was bad, he was just a smidgeon too loud! Decent tracklist, though.


Interestingly, after he'd finished and they'd turned on the recorded music, the last track as I was going through the door was Stuck in the Middle with You. Now, for anyone who's seen Reservoir Dogs, you'll know what I mean when I say, that song will forever be synonymous, for me, with that scene..

There was no-one else on the bus for a lot of the way, I'm sure. And as we crossed the bridge, there was the most beautiful view of the full moon.. sadly, I couldn't have taken a decent shot, through the window. Anyway, I alighted outside the National, quite early. There was someone sat outside the container, looking, I might say, a bit bored. Well, obviously I couldn't just stay there for 40 minutes - I decided to go for a drink.


This show is actually running as part of the London Film Festival - ironic, for something you can't see! Well, I tried the BFI bar, but it was chock-a-block. The National was pretty empty though, everyone having gone in for the evening's performances - so I went and had a drink there, and moseyed over to the container about 15 minutes early. The previous show had finished, the guys were standing and chatting - I stood and chatted with them! It turned out there was just one other audience member for this performance - they waited for her to come back from the loo before starting! which I thought was nice.

I see they have a blackout curtain over the door - they asked us to turn off anything that could emit a light, and showed us in. One guy controls the show, the other is for meet & greet. For this one, it's rows of desks - a partition between each pair, a mirror in front of you, a chair to sit on, a pair of headphones. A bottle on the desk claims to contain a hazardous substance. We were advised beforehand that there'd be a test - what they do for this is just turn off the lights briefly, after you put on the headphones, then turn them on again after a minute or so to indicate your chance to leave, if you so choose. We didn't.

This show is set in some kind of emergency medical centre in Vancouver, where they treat opiate addicts. They had told us in advance that the voices we hear are verbatim, from real people with real experiences. Several sequences are repeated - the feeling is really intense, with frequent booming sounds, just to jar the nerves. A dog barks repeatedly - I swear, I could nearly see it. More to the point, after a prolonged barking session, I was half scared it was going to bite me. So - does it work? O yes. My nerves were very jangly afterwards - and this was just a 20-minute session. I really wouldn't recommend it for people of a nervous disposition. And I think the other lady there was quite shaken..

Runs till Sunday. Approach with caution.

Tomorrow, signed up for another of 
The Garden Talks' free online talks - this one is Does Dark Matter Really Matter? I did consider going to a film instead, but what with films I wasn't interested in - and some Film Festival offerings that were sold out - what was left at the top of the list didn't appeal as much as this.

On Wednesday.. heehee. Back with Darkfield. (Cue scary music.) They're also doing shows in Canary Wharf this year - three, in fact. This is the first night for those.. and yes, I'm doing all three, that night. In fact, they allow for that when you're booking. So, I'm doing them in the following order: first is Eulogy, an unusual Darkfield concept in that it's somewhat interactive, at various points you have to say "yes" or "no"..

Second up, I chose Coma (they all have multiple showings, so you can decide exactly what you want to go to, and when. They just ask that you leave at least 15 minutes between, which I have.) For this one, we get to lie down, I think - which is nice - and get an option to take a pill. :-)

Final for the night is the one I've heard the best reviews of - Flight is a reconstruction of an aircraft cabin, and the show is based around - well, a plane crash! Booked all of these while waiting for an eternally delayed flight - as I say, every cloud has a silver lining..

Thursday is the next of my busy days. See, first I booked with Civilised London (CL) for Tango After Dark, at the Peacock. All good, no-brainer. Then I was messaged by an ex-colleague - another ex-colleague is having leaving drinks that same night, in the Pelt Trader! Hellfire.. so, what I'm going to do is skip drinks with CL after the show and leg it over to the Pelt Trader - I've ordered her not to stop drinking till I get there!

On Friday, something advertised with the Crick Crack Club (CCC) - they're celebrating all things Mexican in Kew Gardens, with Mexico After Hours! With something about the Day of the Dead, no doubt..

Saturday is another of those busy days. So.. first I'm headed on a walk with Laurence Summers and the 45+ Not Grumpy Old Londoners - this one is Paddington - Proud, Perky & Picturesque.

But, for nearly a year now, I've had tickets booked, for me and Helen, for Dara O' Briain in the Hammersmith Apollo that night! Crikey, I'd never even have thought of it if it hadn't been noted in my calendar. So anyway, she can't come to the walk, but we'll meet for dinner beforehand in Bill's of Hammersmith. I can only hope for better service than I got in Bill's of Clink Street..

On Sunday, back with the CCC for Inisfáil, Irish storytelling courtesy of the wonderful Clare Murphy, in the British Museum.

Next Monday, I originally booked a free online talk about Railways of Surrey, from the Surrey History Meetup. But I just recently saw (despite the fact that it was evidently posted months ago) an event from Up in the Cheap Seats (UITCS) - Samsara is inspired by the Chinese novel, Journey to the West, and contains partial nudity, we're told. Tickets for this are quite cheap, and we're all in the Stalls, for once - they haven't even opened the Second Circle, where we normally are! So, no stairs, for a change!

On the 18th, I've booked for Iphigenia in Splott, in the Lyric Hammersmith.

On the 19th, supposed to have drinks with Ivan! Might go to O' Neill's, we could do worse.

On the 20th, back with CL for dinner at Le Sacré Coeur. Always good.

On the 21st, back to Ireland again - and the following Monday, it's my mother's birthday, so I'm staying in Ireland for that and flying back on Tuesday 25th. I've already cleared it with work.

And on the 26th, I've booked with UITCS again - for Mary, at Hampstead Theatre again. Political machinations in the court of Mary, Queen of Scots. Funny thing - there were two seats in the main seating section at the cheapest price, but the site objected to me just booking one of them. No problem booking an equivalent seat in a higher price bracket, though! So I booked one of the high seats, at the back, instead. At the lower price.