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Sunday, 16 October 2022

Exhibition: Mexico After Hours, Walk: Paddington - Proud, Perky & Picturesque, Comedy: Dara O' Briain - So, Where Were We?, & Storytelling: Inisfáil

Friday was something advertised with the Crick Crack Club (CCC) - they're celebrating all things Mexican in Kew Gardens this month, with Mexico After Hours on some nights! With something about the Day of the Dead, of course.. and on Friday, the CCC came along.

That far out, it had to be Tube - even coming home, late at night. Outbound, I took the Piccadilly Line - happily, before it got to be full, so I got a seat. And changed to the District Line - as you have to, for Kew Gardens. And when I got off, it was drizzling - as it had been all afternoon. Just as well the e-ticket they sent me included a map, though, showing me where to enter - although Google Maps recognises Temperate House, where the event was taking place, in no way did it seem to know exactly where it was! Without the map supplied with the e-ticket, I'd have been completely lost. As it was, I had about 15 minutes' extra walk once I got as far as the gardens. You couldn't miss it in the end though - I arrived at about 6.15, 15 minutes before it was due to open, and the queue outside the gates was growing rapidly..

They were about five minutes late letting us in. The path to Temperate House was lit for us - most attractively, I must say. And as we made our way, someone behind me remarked to her companion that she'd looked into hiring it as a wedding venue - but it would've cost £20,000..


See those buildings either side? They're all connected - this is, apparently, the world's largest Victorian greenhouse. 

The central atrium is the centrepiece of the activity, with constant music and a bar:


Oh, and to satisfy the macabre cravings of - well, people like me - there are plenty of shrines to the ancestors:


Well, we'd been handed the evening's programme on the way in, and I could see that the first of two CCC sessions was scheduled for 6.45 - five minutes' time, by this stage. Unfortunately, this central section of the glasshouse is on a raised area, steps either side - and yes, the CCC sessions were in a separate building to the rear. I spent the whole blasted night steeling myself to go up and down these steps - no handrails, of course. No accessible alternative, either - when I went for food, later, I did manage to find a flat path to the side, which I used to come around to the back again. However, the event trucks were parked there, and when I tried to exit that way at the end, an usher spotted me and sternly ordered me back hrough the central hall. There were a few people on mobility scooters - I suppose, if they had wanted the accessible path, they'd have been allowed.

Well, I managed it - and scored a central seat, in the ring of chairs they'd erected, for the performance.


(Note the plate of scraps of paper in front of the altar - the CCC left blank paper and pens at the front of the stage, for people to write deceased loved-ones' names on, if they wanted, and leave them at the alter. So they'd be included in the ceremony.)

All night, Clare Muphy and Sarah-Liisa Wilkinson took turns to deliver short stories centred around death, cheating death, the Land of the Dead.. One interesting tale described the origin of mist, and I heard again the story of how Hare brought the tale, from the Moon, that people woud die, but was in such a hurry that he completely forgot the second part of the message, that they would rise again. Clare Murphy has a wonderful, comic delivery, and Sarah-Liisa Wilkinson an absolutely madcap one, always urging the audience to contribute sound effects. I was sad to leave them at the end of the set - but we had to make way for a Mexican cookery/cocktail making demonstration, so off I went. It was damn chilly in there, anyway - I don't know how "temperate" these glasshouses were that night, with all the doors left open!

And so to investigate the bar. By this time, it was about 7.25, and I managed to grab the very last small bottle of white wine in one of the ice buckets - a pinot grigio. And a plastic container to go with it. Tricky to open, but I'm good at that - and I was determined. And meantime, there was a parade of costumed people! ( I did take a video, but am having trouble downloading it..)




And then I went for a stroll. It's fantastically lit, quite surreal in the dark:


Marigolds are supposed to ease the passage of those from the Land of the Dead:



Quite striking from outside:


I finished what was rather a weird-tasting pinot grigio, and headed for the cocktail bar, where I had to queue - you could have an old-fashioned, or a margarita. Margarita all the way for me, thanks! and it did taste good. Toilets are located down a spiral staircase, in the "magnolia room". And then, being hungry, I went in search of food! Following the map on my programme, I found that the only food to be had was back the way we'd come in - great, down the steps again. Where I found just the one food stall, serving tacos - pork or veggie. I had pork. After a long queue, the guy to the side taking orders with his card machine. I dunno why he bothered to ask what we wanted - they were the same price, and we had to give the order again at the counter! Ah well, it was tasty anyway. The miniscule amount of it we had, for £9.50, was scandalous - mind you, they were the only food stall there! Disgraceful - of course, I should have left earlier to find food elsewhere, but wanted to stay for the storytelling at the end of the night.

I sat and watched people stream in for the demos - and when a queue started for the storytelling, I joined it. Unfortunately, there is very little seating. And, of course, all the people who'd been lucky enough to score a seat for the demos were reluctant to give it up, and thought they might experience a bit of storytelling as well! So, for all of the ladies in front of me in the queue saying it wasn't fair, we hadn't a hope of getting a seat. Being first up, though, we did manage to get a perch on a ledge at the edge of the flowerbeds, at the side. Where we (usually) had a clear view to the side of the stage, but it was a challenge to hear. Ah well. At least some newbies were experiencing storytelling - and it might stick with some.

Different stories for this section, of course - Sarah-Liisa regaled us with the tale of a Scandinavian hero, whose mother came to rescue him and bring him back to life, after he was killed while out adventuring. Both got a great reception. Meanwhile.. a ghostly silver cat slinked its way through the crowd, disappearing into the foliage. Then came back and did it again, completely ignoring us all. And as I left, at the end, I could hear its meowling, bidding us farewell.. most appropriate.

The Tube home was interesting - first up was the ever-interesting District Line, where I found myself sitting beside a bunch of people in togas, one arguing with another about the suitability of his modern underwear, which was poking out, to the period he was trying to evoke. And unfortunately, I decided to change to the Victoria Line - which was stifling! What a relief to get off..

Couldn't blog that night, as I had to be up early. Yesterday was another of those busy days. So.. first I was headed on a walk with Laurence Summers and the 45+ Not Grumpy Old Londoners - this one was Paddington - Proud, Perky & Picturesque.

Not hard to get to Paddington - a simple bus ride, with a choice of buses. (And would you believe it, I was just in time to miss a #205 - the fabled, but rarely seen bus of the fleet. What are the odds?) Having got off the bus, though - not being familiar with the station, it was impossible for me to find it!! Jeez, they have roundels for the Tube - could they not stretch to a sign saying something like "station entrance over here"? Anyway, it appeared as a big blob on Google Maps - so, heading in that general direction, I eventually came across what looked like an entrance. Found the platforms - and Laurence had helpfully mentioned that the Paddington Bear statue beside which we were to meet was on Platform 1. And so it proved - but not at the top of it, oh no. I had to walk a long way down the platform - and saw the group before I saw the statue. Ah well, he's only a little bear.


We waited for latecomers, and then we were off. And one of the most interesting things in the tour was right outside!


There's a man in the clock - about lifesize. And he's constantly on the move - cleaning it, repainting the hands as the time changes. Seriously, you could spend so much time just watching this..!

On to the Mitre pub:





And on to the Italian gardens, designed by Prince Albert as a present for his wife, Queen Victoria, not long before he died:


The man had taste, I must admit.


To the side is a statue to Jenner:


And to the other side, an upmarket (Rolls Royce) ice cream van!


We enjoyed our trip to the park - but it was hard for Laurence to get us all back in time, and we were a bit late starting off again! Never mind, we were nearly finished.. just a quick stop outside St. Mary's Hospital, which has seen the births of so many members of the Royal Family in recent times!


A most interesting and entertaining walk! And so to lunch in Fountains Abbey pub - where you might be forgiven for thinking they'd never heard of us, although Laurence had rung to book, as he always does. Well, they have a couple of function rooms upstairs, and duly shunted us into one of them - where we did a bit of reorganising so we were all sat together. We had to go back down to order, mind. But we were well fed - me on the half roast chicken with BBQ sauce - and passed a most pleasant afternoon chatting.

Me, I was killing time - I wasn't going home, because, for nearly a year now, I've had tickets booked, for me and Helen, for Dara O' Briain in the Hammersmith Apollo that night! Crikey, I'd never even have thought of it if it hadn't been noted in my calendar. So anyway, she couldn't come on the walk, but we arranged to meet for dinner beforehand in Bill's of Hammersmith. I could only hope for better service than I got in Bill's of Clink Street..

So, I got the bus. Buses. And ended up going the wrong way, slightly. Ah well, I was still on time - got the table, and then she arrived and someone was right along to take our order. This time, I had steak - skipped a starter, under the circumstances. And we shared a bottle of sauvignon blanc. And it was good - although the steak was nothing special. Indeed, we might have had dessert - certainly, I asked for the dessert menu - but Bill's was back to its old self, and the only thing we could get the staff to do for us from then on was bring us the bill. Yep, not the place to come for a special occasion.

As usual, I couldn't access the "free WiFi" - can't get it in train stations, on trains, or in hotels or restaurants or airports at all any more. It technically exists, but has "no internet". Which meant I couldn't download our tickets. Of course, as soon as I was out the door, no such problems.. it was a short walk to the Apollo, and we went straight in. And having booked quite quickly, we had very good seats!


No support act, he came straight on. I love his comedy, and really enjoyed this - his comeback tour after lockdown. Revelation of the night, however, was that he's adopted! He was describing the palaver to get a look at his birth cert, following which he tracked down his birth family. Crikey, you never do know, eh?

Too tired last night to blog, but it was a great day, and great to see Helen again. Today, back with the CCC for Inisfáil, Irish storytelling courtesy of the wonderful Clare Murphy, in the British Museum. Mercifully, not on till afternoon, so I could have a lie-in - and walk there!

Took the back entrance, as cleverly suggested to me by Google Maps, and arrived just in time. And wow, I have never seen one of these events so well-attended! Popular subject today, methinks. There were people directing audience members to seats. I got one a few rows from the front - and a young couple were delighted to grab a couple of spare seats together, right beside me.


Well, she took us on again in her inimitable way, charming her way into the audience with a healthy dose of humour. Today, it was all about the Tuatha Dé Dannan - even the name sounds like a drumbeat. About how they came to Ireland (then known as Inisfáil) and fought the Firbolg. And finally, about how they in turn were displaced by the Celts. When she asked, yes, many of the audience had heard of the characters in the tales - but probably hadn't seen them brought to life in the energetic way that she did. We spent a fabulous hour or so - and the man of the young couple beside me turned to his partner (as so many have before) and thanked her profusely for dragging him there. Well, yes. Others on the way out were remarking to their friends how Clare Murphy is one of the best. Well, yes! I heartily agree.

On then to The Museum Tavern. It was pretty full, but I found a table right at the end - with a QR code on it! And hey, here - and in the museum itself - is the first free WiFi I've come across in ages! So, I was going to have a stab at that for once - but just as I was looking at the website, the waiter came along and took my order. Now, this is also a Greene King pub - like the Fountains Abbey pub - so a similar menu. So I decided not to have the chicken again, and went for a steak and ale pie instead. And the requisite glass of sauvignon blanc. Which were serverd quite promptly. The glass could have been cleaner - but otherwise, it was very moreish, gorgeous beef dripping gravy accompanying the pie. The chips weren't the best I've had, but the pie might well have been. I was absolutely stuffed for the walk home.


Tomorrow, I originally booked a free online talk about Railways of Surrey, from the Surrey History Meetup. But I just recently saw (despite the fact that it was evidently posted months ago) an event in Sadler's Wells from Up in the Cheap Seats (UITCS) - Samsara is inspired by the Chinese novel, Journey to the West, and contains partial nudity, we're told. Tickets for this are quite cheap, and we're all in the Stalls, for once - they haven't even opened the Second Circle, where we normally are! So, no stairs, for a change!

On Tuesday, I've booked for Iphigenia in Splott, in the Lyric Hammersmith.

On Wednesday, was supposed to have drinks with Ivan. But now it turns out he has Covid, so that's off the menu. Instead, I'm headed to hear the London Handel Players perform At Their Majesties' Pleasure, a programme of Baroque dance music, at St. John's Smith Square. Courtesy of TAC.

On Thursday, back with Civilised London for dinner at Le Sacré Coeur. Always good.

On Friday, back to Ireland again - and the following Monday, it's my mother's birthday, so I'm staying in Ireland for that and flying back on Tuesday 25th. I've already cleared it with work.

On the 26th, I've booked with UITCS again - for Mary, at Hampstead Theatre again. Political machinations in the court of Mary, Queen of Scots. Funny thing - there were two seats in the main seating section at the cheapest price, but the site objected to me just booking one of them. No problem booking an equivalent seat in a higher price bracket, though! So I booked one of the high seats, at the back, instead. At the lower price.

I hadn't anything booked for the 27th - was thinking film - and then Ticket Text (one of hundreds of ticket organisations I seem to have signed up for) sent me an advertising email. So, it seems that night the comedy venue, 21Soho, is holding an event of Comedians Telling Spooky Stories. Which sounds the business, for the week that's in it. So I booked. Hallowe'en fancy dress, apparently - well, I'll have a think. I do have some duds that might do.. 😜

The 28th, I've kept free for an all-night drinking session with Ivan. Man, I've missed these! In vino veritas, as they say, and these are wonderful chances to get stuff off your chest. He fancied doing it earlier, but I didn't want to have to take time off work - this was the first overnighter I could fit in. And with him taking ill, it seems it was just as well! I hope he can make this one.

Which should make the 29th interesting - I'm on another walk with Laurence and the 45+s! Might not actually get to bed in between.. this one is the Edgy London Walking Tour, and is one of his new ones.

And yes, I have something to do that evening! (This month is far too busy.) I'm back with the CCC, for the Game of Candles - their Hallowe'en offering, where they extinguish a candle for every spooky story told. Tim Ralphs and Sarah-Liisa Wilkinson - in King's Place, lovely! I can walk (or stagger) home..

Wednesday, 4 November 2015

Panel Discussion: Bosnia and Herzegovina: The Dayton Agreement 20 Years On

The most interesting thing in Meetup for tonight was this discussion in the Frontline Club. The London European Club was bringing a group, meeting beforehand in the Fountains Abbey pub across the road. So I booked with the Frontline Club, as instructed - I know from before that they book out. Which they did, at least as early as yesterday.

I decided that the only practical thing was to leave straight from the office, so just before 6 I headed off for the Tube. I was lucky - one headed to Paddington arrived pretty soon, and four stops later I was there. On the way, I started to read the free paper, copies of which were strewn about - but decided against bringing it with me, as it'd be too awkward.

Paddington was where the fun started. I'm not that familiar with this station, and didn't realise that the two exits from the platform go to completely different exits from the  Underground station. I should have taken the one for Praed Street, but instead took the first - for the mainline station. Which is fine - except that when I came up into the station, I discovered it's being renovated, and the signage is woeful! Turns out - when you get off the escalator, take a right, but NOT through the doors. They look like exit doors, and normally they are - but that exit is now closed. Instead, carry on until you finally see an exit sign. This will bring you out on Praed Street.

When I finally got out, thanks to Streetview I knew to go left. The pub is on the next corner - but was completely rammed! There were even people sitting at the outside tables, in the drizzle. I nipped inside and had a quick look around - I don't know whether there's an upstairs, but the ground floor is pretty small, and it didn't take me long to see there was no LEC sign on any of the tables, as promised. So I said feck that, and crossed straight to the club - it was open by now.

There's a reception desk at the top of the first flight of stairs, where they checked my name off the list, and instructed me to go up to the next floor - two more flights. The room where talks are held is pretty small, with bare brick walls and folding chairs in rows. A podium at the far end is where the speakers sit, and cameras are positioned at both ends of the room - the talks are streamed live, as we were told, and carried on their YouTube channel. I took a seat in the middle and messaged the group to explain what I'd done. I got a message back, to say they'd taken - eh - the row in front of me! Yes, I did wonder when a group of about half a dozen people came in.. anyway, I didn't know any of them, and didn't introduce myself.

So, the panel comprised an interviewer and four panellists - a journalist who's reported on Bosnia, and written a book about it: two Bosnians who left as refugees, made their home here, and are now involved in working to integrate the youth of the different societies there: and Paddy Ashdown, who was involved in the writing of the Dayton Agreement.

The panellists may have had their disagreements onstage, but were all saying much the same thing - in essence, the Dayton Agreement, which ended the Bosnian war, worked brilliantly for 10 years. But then the international community said ok, we're done, and left Bosnia to its own devices, standing by as the agreement was unravelled. The only lady onstage described how she watched tv footage of Syrian refugees - who had more sense than to flee to Bosnia. As she watched them crossing the muddy river, she said, it seemed to her that Bosnia was being trampled like that mud.

The panellists painted a gloomy picture of a country in the process of disintegration. They made the point that there are politicians that thrive on conflict, and derive their power base from the fear that one group feels for another. So Bosnia is reverting to mono-ethnic societal groups, everyone forced to declare an ethnicity: when running for public office, for instance. A lawyer spoke from the back during question time, who had represented a Jewish electoral candidate in Bosnia who objected to having to declare himself as Jewish on the ballot. The European Court of Human Rights has, in fact, declared the Bosnian constitution illegal - the only time such a thing has ever happened. Not that anyone's doing anything about it. (Well, when has the international community ever done anything for Bosnia? As Paddy Ashdown pointed out, they can't expect anything from outside, but must depend on themselves.)

The general consensus was that Bosnian politicians are exploiting deep-seated societal divisions for their own ends. And the panellists in general were pessimistic, predicting the breakup of the country. Paddy Ashdown was brilliant - entertaining and informed; I got the impression that here was a man that knew what he was talking about. They did end on a positive note, expressing hope in the youth of the country.

Afterwards, I was starving, so cried off the group's trip to the pub - which was just as full as before, when I passed, so I doubt that even happened! I fancied a Chinese, and had passed one on the way - the Peking-Seoul Chinese/Korean restaurant. There's an adjoining café, obviously for daytime trade, where I was put as I was alone. I ordered prawn crackers - which were ok, but not great - and lemon chicken with fried rice. The rice was fine - the coating on the chicken was beautifully crispy, but the sauce was just a bit too lemony. Still, I enjoyed my meal. On the way back, I pondered the complication of the Tube station - I think I'd have had to head towards the Bakerloo Line to get out the way I'd wanted to!

Well, tomorrow I'm back with Meetup - the Kensington Classical Music group are headed to a concert by Kamilya Jubran, at the Mosaic Rooms Gallery. I wasn't familiar with her work, but checked her out on YouTube and she sounded ok. Again, I had to get a ticket from the venue - no booking fee, gratifyingly. Whether it was an IE problem I don't know, however, but when I was trying to buy one, the form behaved in the oddest way. And a blasted popup appears on every page of the site, asking you to join their mailing list. Even if you already have!! Be warned.

Then on Friday, I'm off to Glasgow. Because that's where U2 are playing next, and I'm seeing them there on Friday and Saturday.. and thankfully, my hotel is right beside the venue. So I have a few things to organise tomorrow.. like checking in for my outbound flight, printing confirmations and concert tickets, working out directions.. now, this is a weekend I'm supposed to be in Ireland, so I'm flying to Shannon on Sunday and staying until Tuesday. A displaced weekend, you might say. No direct flights any more between Scotland and Shannon though - I'm having to fly to Dublin and make my way down. Which is another thing I have to work out!